Yo Momma! Indy Jokes

DiscoLad

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I guess it is transforming into an indy and regular yo momma thread. :p
All the same. I have more regular ones anyway...

Yo momma so nasty she did a split and left that stain on your carpet...:sick:
 

Gear

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DiscoLad said:
Yo momma so nasty she did a split and left that stain on your carpet...:sick:

goodeknight said:
Yo Momma is so rank, if you buried her in the sand for five thousand years she?d still be worthless.

LOL!!



Your mom's so fat, she's three weeks in every direction.
 

DiscoLad

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goodeknight said:
Yo Momma. Very dangerous. You go first.

Ahaha. Took me about three seconds to remember what quote you got that from.

Yo momma so manly they originaly had her as the airplane mechanic in Raiders.:p
You momma so OLD, da grail knight and her were in grade school together.

Yo momma so fat she uses semi trucks as roller skates. (Not indy related but still)...

Oh and im glad you liked the last one, Gear. Your last one was hilarious. (y) Haha.
 

Goodeknight

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The man with the fat is back, cause this time he?s bringing Yo Momma.

Yo Momma is so fat, Indy lashed himself to her periscope. Katanga said, ?Damn!?
 

The Drifter

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Yo momma so ugly that the Grail Knight said, "Holy sh*t! Here, take the damn cup!" and ran off.

Yo momma so dumb that she thinks that Indy's now immortal because he drank from the grail.
 

Gear

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Your mom's so fat and loose, she had the Bantu Wind AND the crew pass in the night...



AND U-26!




(I wasn't involved, btw... Coz yo' momma so nasty!)
 

Gear

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Your mom's so fat, when she tried to post a picture of herself in the "Ugly Mugs of Raveners'" thread, an error message popped up saying "Exceeds maximum size limit".


Your mom's so ugly, when she tried it again, vBulletin crashed.
 

Col. Detritch

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Yo momma?s so dumb she sold herself for an Etruscan vase!
Yo momma?s so fat the ark ghosts couldn?t even find her face in the rolls!
Yo momma?s so fat she is the space between spaces!
Yo momma?s so ugly she put the ?cry? is crystal skull!
Yo momma?s so fat that when Sallah said Henry was in the belly of the steel beast Indy said, ?That ain?t no steel beast... that?s yo momma!?
Yo momma?s so rank the Maypore villagers said, ?DAMN!?
Yo momma?s so fat Indy smuggled Shorty into the US inside her!
Yo momma?s so old she belongs in a museum!
Yo momma?s so loose that Vogel said, ?this is how I say goodbye to yo momma!? and dry-humped Indy!
Yo momma?s so dumb she thought Club Obi-Wan came with mayo!
:hat:
 

Goodeknight

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Col. Detritch said:
Yo momma?s so fat that when Sallah said Henry was in the belly of the steel beast Indy said, ?That ain?t no steel beast... that?s yo momma!?
Yo momma?s so old she belongs in a museum!
Yo momma?s so loose that Vogel said, ?this is how I say goodbye to yo momma!? and dry-humped Indy!

Good ones, Detritch. Steel Beast was lol. (y)
 

Col. Detritch

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Originally Posted by goodeknight
Good ones, Detritch. Steel Beast was lol. (y)

;)

Yo momma's so fat not only couldn't Marion drink her under the table, she couldn't fit!
Yo momma's so ugly when she auditioned for the role of a Ugha warrior they said "sorry, actors only!"
Yo momma's so fat the Australian climber said "hell-no!"
Yo momma's so loose she's got her own Temple of Doom!;) (my apologies)
Yo momma's so ugly the dog's named after her!
:hat:
 
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DiscoLad

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Ahahaha nice ToD joke.

Yo momma so fat that the three sacred rocks in ToD are yo mommas kidney stones.

And my friend says... (Obviously not a fan)..
"Your mom's so fat, that they hid a crystal skull in her belly roles."
...cough.
 

DiscoLad

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Yo momma so fat, she ordered seconds of the eyeball soup.
(Don't know if that one was taken)

Yo momma so ugly, they had her to model for when the Ark ghost transformed.

... Burn.:whip:
 
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