Rocket Surgeon
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I, on the rare occasion, enjoy a nice cigar (Zinos are my current favorite)...
What do you smoke?
What do you smoke?
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Attila the Professor said:I'll enjoy a cigar now and then, but I confess to never actually having purchased them myself, so I've been dependent on whatever my buddy has on hand.
Yea, me too, although it only took lighting up a Di Nobili to decide to hold out for a decent cigar.Lonsome_Drifter said:I'm a cheap-skate. So I enjoy a black & mind every once in awhile. Also, I may just randomly buy one that catches my fancy.
Read that on the ladies room wall, (don't ask)...but I didn't consider it you till now.Gear said:I have been told I'm a sexy smoker.
Rocket Surgeon said:Read that on the ladies room wall, (don't ask)...but I didn't consider it you till now.
KiKi Kat said:I bet Monica Lewinsky likes a good fat cigar!
Rocket Surgeon said:Read that on the ladies room wall
KiKi Kat said:Oook, Why were you usin the ladies room? (sorry had to ask)....And you consider Gear a "sexy smoker" now. You are so sweet..
I bet Monica Lewinsky likes a good fat cigar!
Rocket Surgeon said:(Sigh),well here goes...
I was in DC at a Dixie Chicks Lou Rawls Concert, (or was that Whitney Houston/Skynyrd?),spending what seemed like an eternity between acts on line at the mens room. as I got within site of the door I noticed all of these women going into the mens room and thought to myself, (what a wonderful world)...how progressive. In search of a new adventure,but more so a place to relieve the urgent pressure on the walls of my bladder, I said Fck it and shouted EQUAL RIGHTS! (fist raised), as I trotted into the ladies room...to the howls of delight and support for equality of the sexes of the women online. For those of you who've been in the "Ladies" room at a concert you can imagine the queue right up to the doors of the stalls, so I got into the ready position at the first in a line of eight sinks and began my surgical strike.The women were shrieking at the complexity of my chosen stunt and the amazing display of technical skill in my performance that they were throwing things at me! As you might have guessed to maintain such precision I couldn't divert my focus so I can only assume it was panties, phone numbers on paper, etc. Well I thought I should use the opportunity to give them a real treat, after all they were all blank stares and bored waiting for stalls, so I leaned back, banked it of the mirror and began cycling through all the major classical scultpure poses...NAILING THEM. Amist the stunned cries of HOLY SHT and some other assorted amazements including: "get the fck outta here!", (and some compound words I never heard before), I was leaning, arching my back and opened my eyes, (yes I can do it with my eyes closed!) and what do I see? Graffitti on THE CEILING! It said: sexy gear smokes,or my sex gear smokes or I smoked my sex gear...it was a bit hazy with all the smoke but it was definitely those three words. Well about two/three minutes later drunk with glory I made my way out of the ladies room throng, (yes, I washed my hands...I'm NOT a pig!), to reviews like:"UNBELIEVEABLE", relieved...(I was a bit dizzy from my last spin manuver)but the ladies graciously parted like the Red Sea in the direction of the exit, some even patting me on the back, (so hard I nearly fell over a couple times!).
My next trip to the bathroom, (#2) a stall was graciously made available as the logistics of dropping the bomb of an encore I was planning to would have blown some minds!
Well you asked...
...and it's a GREAT place to meet women,the girl/guy ratio was just right! I met a few girl friends this way...
Re: Monica, I guess that depends on what you definition of cigar IS
Rocket Surgeon said:Not a bad way to be, don't want to develop into a habit. Any you like more than others, ( bothered to check one while partaking?) or are you usually too, well you know, to notice?
Attila the Professor said:Of course, talking about this really makes me want a good glass of Scotch as much as anything else...
Rocket Surgeon said:I'm considering one or two myself about now, any recommendations?
Attila the Professor said:... with the Balvenie Doublewood 12 year Scotch.
The Zino was my favorite, but apparently the distributor is unpopular so it's difficult to find one or two, (I'm not about buying a box). The Punch is a nice cigar, I'm enjoying the R & J Vintage III too much these days to even want to switch.Stephen Jared said:I smoke PUNCH cigars. Haven't smoked anything else for a few years now. A Sierra Nevada beer and a Punch cigar ends the long work day just swell for me. Might try one, RS.