Raiders of the Lost BALLS!

Webley

New member
"Professor of archaeology expert on the occult and how does one say it? Obtainer of rare BALLS!"
 

Webley

New member
Willie
"They'er are two dead BALLS! down here."

Indy
"They'ers gonna two dead BALLS! in here"
 

VP

Moderator Emeritus
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"What's that supposed to be coming out of there?"

"Who knows...lightning...fire...the power of balls."

"I'm beginning to understand Hitler's interest in this thing."
 

Pale Horse

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Staff member
A few more:

"You lost today, kid; but that doesn't mean you have to like balls."

"Archaeology is...the search for fact. Not balls. If it's balls you're interested in, Doctor Tyree's Philosophy class is right down the hall."

"You must choose. But choose wisely. For as the True balls will bring you life?the False balls will take it from you."

"This is how we say balls in Germany."
 

Pale Horse

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Staff member
From Raiders...

"Too bad the Hovitos, don't know balls the way I do."

"Yes Dr. Jones, we've heard a great deal about you. Professor of Archeology, expert on the occult, and-how does one say it..., obtainer of rare balls."

"It was not I who brought the balls into this dirty business."

"The Fuhrer is not a patient man. He demands constant balls and he expects progress. You led me to believe--"
 

Pale Horse

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Staff member
And Leastly

"Since I was nice enough to let you tag along, why don't you give your balls a rest? Okay, doll?"

"That's more balls than these people eat in a week. They're starving--"

"I'm not leaving without those balls."

"Now you see the magic of the balls you bring back."
 

Deadlock

New member
All right, I'm going to give into peer pressure...

From Last Crusade:

This is the second time I've had to reclaim my balls from you.

Dad wasn't looking for a book about the balls, he was looking for the balls itself!

Sallah! I said NO balls! That's five balls!! Can't you count?!
 
"It was dark, but I think one of your sons tried to get Nurhachi without paying for him."
"You have insulted my son."
"Next time I'll cut off more than his balls."
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"Maybe he like older balls.
 

San Holo

Active member
INDY:John McLane should spend less time typing annoying threads, and more time hummin my BALLS
JOHN:UMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
 
"How does one get off these balls?"

I liked the Austrian BALLS better."

"That's the BALLS of a carpenter."

"I'm gonna blow up your balls, Renee!"

"Nice balls, Lao Che!"

"Balls, why did it have to be balls?"


"Small balls, Dr. Jones."
?Too small for two of us!"


"My BALLS are prepared. How?s yours?"

"I don't know. But whatever it is, he's in over his balls."

"Dig with your hands, not with your balls."

"Ever since we left you haven't been able to take your balls off me!"

"Dammit Indy where doesn't it hurt?!"
"BALLS!"
*kiss*

"Care to wet your balls, Marcus?"

"Your trip down was comfortable, Dr. Jones? My balls didn't alarm you, I hope..."


Here's some more, I'm not sure if they have already been mentioned.
 
And the winner is Raffey.

Congratulations. :D


Raffey said:
ELSA: You have your father's eyes.

INDY: And my mother's BALLS. But, the rest belongs to you.

ELSA: Looks like the best parts have already been spoken for...
 

EvilDevo

Member
"look. three? three. seven? seven. balls? and balls. wheres the balls? look around for the balls."

"we must hurry! there is balls to fear here!"
"that's what scares me."

"dr. jones..."
"yes?" "yes?"
"i will take the balls now."
"what balls?" "what balls?"

"i suddenly remembered my balls! let my armies be the rocks and the trees... and the birds in the sky."

"a loyal priest hid the last two balls down here in the catacombs."
 

Luckylighter

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MARION: You know, he loved you like a son. Took a hell of a lot for you to alienate him.
INDY: Not much. Just balls.

SALLAH: Bad balls.

SALLAH: (Singing) I am the monarch of the balls, I am the...

DONOVAN: Because he didn't listen to my balls!

INDY: I hate balls, Jock! I hate 'em!

SALLAH: Indy, why does the floor move?
INDY: Give me your balls.

INDY: I can only say I'm balls so many times
MARION: Well say it again anyway.
INDY: Balls.

BELLOQ: It's a transmitter, a radio for speaking to balls, and it's within my reach.
INDY: You wanna talk to balls? Let's go see 'em together, I've got nothing better to do.

MARCUS: The Bible speaks of the balls leveling mountains and laying waste in entire regions. An Army that carries the balls before it... is invincible.

INDY: Balls. Bureaucratic balls.
 
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Luckylighter

New member
This is like popcorn...

...you can't stop after one set.

DONAVAN: He sticks out like a sore balls. We'll find him.

INDY:Listen. Since I've met you I've nearly been incinerated, drowned, shot at, and chopped into fish balls. We're caught in the middle of something sinister here, my guess is dad found out more than he was looking for and until I'm sure, I'm going to continue to do things the way I think they should be done.


DONAVAN: Germany has declared war on the Jones balls.

HENRY JONES, SR.:You dolt. You think my son would be that stupid; he would bring my balls all the way back here? You didn't, did you? You didn't bring it, did you?

ELSA: I believe in the balls, not the Swastika.

INDY: She ransacked her own balls, and I fell for it!

BRODY: And you're meddling with balls you can't possibly comprehend.

INDY: (After throwing Vogel off the zeppelin) No balls!

BRODY: My balls preceed me.

HENRY JONES, SR.: Late 14th Ming Dynasty. Oh it breaks the balls.
 
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