An Austrian and a Jew are walking down the street. The Jew is reading a newspaper. Suddenly, he smacks his companion upside the head.
"Ow! What the hell was that for?" barks the Austrian.
"That was for trying to rebuild the Titanic. Just read it here in the paper. Silliest thing ever," the Jew replied.
"What the... Austria isn't even located anywhere near an ocean! Lemme see that," the Austrian says, grabbing the paper. "You nearsighted fool! It says Australians here. A completely different nation."
"Austrian, Australian... sure sounds the same to me," mutters the Jew.
Couple of minutes later, the Austrian smacks the Jew upside the head.
"Ow! What the hell was that for?"
"That was for sinking the original Titanic."
"What the hell, we Jews had nothing to do with that!"
"Iceberg, Goldberg... sure sounds the same to me."