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JCC1004

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A: Yes, he would have been the Mr. Rodgers fo his time.

Q: I know the statue if Marcus in KOTCS is more then a statue. What is it hiding from the world?
 

Team Indy

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A: It contains Marcus Brody's sacred blood. If turned into a missile, it could level armies. That's why Marcus died of a heart attack. (Hey, ask a stupid question... ;) )

Q: Henry Jones Sr. couldn't have died by 1957. He's an immortal wizard. Did he abandon everyone and start over when people would assume he'd be dead?
 

JCC1004

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A: Yes he faked hus own death. He did find out that getting someone like Elsa was a one time thing.

Q: Why does Indy keep the tie on his shirt in LC?
 

Dr Bones

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DocWhiskey said:
A: It keeps his neck attached to his torso.

Q: Does Toht have any favorite hobbies or collections?


A. Apart from slightly kinky coat hangers he collects the ears of his victims which he wears as a necklace and he also collects limited edition TY teddy bears.

Q. What will the next Maguffin be?
 

Team Indy

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A: Marcus Brody's old lemon drops.

Q: Why is Sallah shortchanged as the "lovable sidekick" when he's supposed to be Indy's equal?
 

JCC1004

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A: Lets see. He's married with kids, honest guy, reliable, and who doesn't love a fez?

Q: What type of cereal does Henry Sr. start the day of with?
 

JCC1004

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A: Yes. He went back to Venice, opened up a well and retired.

Q: I've heard Raisin Bran is good for old people. Did this help Henry fight the Nazis?
 

JCC1004

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A: Trying to boost sex appeal and hiding the alien tentacle on his head.

Q: Why are the mesage boards here called the Raven ranther then Club Obi-Wan, etc.?
 

JCC1004

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A: To disturb the bird's on the other side.

Q: What's up with his stache?
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JCC1004

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A: That eel took control of that man's body and taught Shortie how to drive, eel style.

Q: Does Gobler think he's sexy? This picture says yes. You're thoughts?
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