Most disgusting fanfiction I've ever read. Trust me.

XanaduEli

XanaduEli

Member
:sick: ughhh that gave me nightmares when I first read it while being off sick from school last month, it did not help my illness, I could swear, it made it worse.

To be honest at first I just scanned through it and I burst out laughing at the insanity, of it

but then read it again and the details sunk in and i was disgusted :sick:

What was running through the authors mind is beyond me.

It's giving me second thoughts on being an Author and Illustrator when I am older, I don't want to illustrate stories like that, no way!
 
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Montana Smith

Active member
Meerkat said:
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5823148/1/Telepathy_A_Gift_and_A_Curse
:sick:

If you're wondering?This is NOT mine, and I don't ever want it to be. You guys might think IrinaxIndy is gross, but that's nothing compared to this. I won't say anymore, just in case you want to avoid the scarring images this fanfiction might give you.
Bleh.
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:eek:

Young lady, report to the headmaster's office immediately! :p

That story could do with a lot more Spalko, and a lot less Mutt! ;)
 
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Montana Smith

Active member
Meerkat said:
Actually, it could've done with a lot more Spalko, a lot more Indy and no Mutt at all.:)
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(y)

Now we're seeing eye-to-eye. Mutt as witness to the event would no doubt put Indy off his stroke!
 
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Montana Smith

Active member
The_Raiders said:
Lucas's personal collection has been infiltrated! :dead:
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In the dream-job thread I combined the suggestions of 'international art thief' or 'porn star' into 'international porn thief'. However, it sounds like Meerkat beat me to acquiring Lucas' secret stash! I shall now divert my attentions to going after Spielberg's secret stash...
 
The_Raiders

The_Raiders

Well-known member
Montana Smith said:
In the dream-job thread I combined the suggestions of 'international art thief' or 'porn star' into 'international porn thief'. However, it sounds like Meerkat beat me to acquiring Lucas' secret stash! I shall now divert my attentions to going after Spielberg's secret stash...
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I'm sure Spielberg's will be alot more creative than Georges!
 
XanaduEli

XanaduEli

Member
I seriously think my childhood has now been scarred before I turn 15.

That's all I need(n)

I really need to read age ratings more often.
 
Meerkat

Meerkat

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Montana Smith said:
(y)

Now we're seeing eye-to-eye. Mutt as witness to the event would no doubt put Indy off his stroke!
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Oh, yes. Just imagine?Indy and Irina, alone in a tent, kissing passionately, the Russian soldiers partying outside without any idea what their fearless leader is doing behind their backs?until Mutt comes in with Marion right behind him! Bwahahahaha!

The_Raiders said:
I'm sure Spielberg's will be alot more creative than Georges!
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More creative than
IndyxMutt?

Oh gosh?I almost let the scarring images slip out o.O

XanaduMel said:
I seriously think my childhood has now been scarred before I turn 15.(n)

That's all I need

I really need to read age ratings more often.
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Just checked?it's rated M.
 
XanaduEli

XanaduEli

Member
Ohh, that explains a lot. took me a while to figure out what M meant, due to me being Scottish.

I'm only two years younger than the appropriate age :eek:

They should rate It an 18.
 
XanaduEli

XanaduEli

Member
Really?,I'm sure I mentioned it on the Indy+Irina forums,

Well now you know.(y)

Although, I do use American words, due to my stepfather being American so a lot of people at my school here think that I am American.
 
HovitosKing

HovitosKing

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This thing is unconventional to say the least. The true horror, however, lies in the absurdly bad writing. I can't decide if it's some 12-year old's closeted fantasy or the works of a semi-illiterate shockjock-esque jester trying to have a laugh at the expense of others' reactions à la "2g1c". Either way, imho it's completely devoid of polish and substance.
 
XanaduEli

XanaduEli

Member
HovitosKing said:
This thing is unconventional to say the least. The true horror, however, lies in the absurdly bad writing. I can't decide if it's some 12-year old's closeted fantasy or the works of a semi-illiterate shockjock-esque jester trying to have a laugh at the expense of others' reactions à la "2g1c". Either way, imho it's completely devoid of polish and substance.
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What twelve year old, would be able to do that?

I'm 14 and it frightened me to death :eek: :eek:
 
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