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Originally Posted by Baloney T!ts
A first in the indy movies!!!
A fade in to a giant breast!!!
YEAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
Oh, jeeze-lewis...even I don't go THAT far! That would not only offend fans and parents in the audience (think of how the kids woul react), but It is completely a slap-in-the-face to the wink-wink aspect of the movies and the delight of the visual gags. I'm not gonna call you a perv, Baloney (I'll leave that to ClintonHammond ), but that really is just unwanted.
Oh, jeeze-lewis...even I don't go THAT far! That would not only offend fans and parents in the audience (think of how the kids woul react), but It is completely a slap-in-the-face to the wink-wink aspect of the movies and the delight of the visual gags. I'm not gonna call you a perv, Baloney (I'll leave that to ClintonHammond ), but that really is just unwanted.
Since it gave nothing new to the discussion... Now, if you'd just tell me what was the point commenting a post four and half years old, and already chastised well enough back then?
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Since it gave nothing new to the discussion... Now, if you'd just tell me what was the point commenting a post four and half years old, and already chastised well enough back then?
This was the first time I read this thread (I think), and I never read that comment before. Sorry Finn.
This was the first time I read this thread (I think), and I never read that comment before. Sorry Finn.
Just keep an eye on the posting times, okay? Besides, if you read the comments coming after it, I think you'd figured out it was a dead subject already. No need to say anything to those.
I say let the camera fade into Indiana's finely toned abs (sorry, had to add that in ), then the camera pans back to show sweaty Indiana Jones running like crazy in a jungle or someplace with Russians etc running after him in a mad-like frenzy. That's all I've got so far...
I think the paramount logo should fade into a bulge on Indy's pants, then the camera pans to Indy's face which looks surprised, he then grabs a phone and dials frantically, there is a female voice on the other end and Indy yells: Marion! I'm back, baby!
In fact, I don't think there is a better way to introduce our man.
Personally i think it will fade from a mountain somewhere into an American Desert. You will see a secret base (Area 51), and the film will start in the warehouse where the Ark is stored. I think you will then hear the humming from the Ark box, like the end of the first film, and the camera will zoom in on the burned box. The film then will cut to Indy somewhere else.
The opening adventures are never directly related to the adventure later in the story. So whatever it is probably wouldn't be a Mayan Temple. If we knew how the film opened we could take better stabs at it.
I think it would be kind of lame/weird if the opening adventure was at the college. lol. Paramount logo fades into another mountain in a text book or something. (oh I hope not)...
That would not only offend fans and parents in the audience (think of how the kids woul react), but It is completely a slap-in-the-face to the wink-wink aspect of the movies and the delight of the visual gags. I'm not gonna call you a perv, Baloney (I'll leave that to ClintonHammond 
), but that really is just unwanted.
