hahahaha i love this idea!!!
ok heres one:
Elsa: Which one is this?
Indy: the Ark of the Covenant.
Elsa: You sure?
Indy: nope. never seen it before in my life, epsecially when i was being chased by Nazis in cars and blew up a Nazi flying wing, and i certainly never saw it when a hundred frickin ghosts came out of it and killed all the Nazis there.
*Elsa reconsiders her loyalty toward the Nazis*
heres another one:
*opening of the Ark ceremony*
Belloq nods his head, the 2 soldiers standing beside him take off the lid. it is hazy and fog starts to erupt slowly from the Ark.
And then the "Pop goes the Weasel" theme is played. a jack in the box springs from the Ark.
Belloq: DAMN YOU JONES!!!