The Pants Game: Indy-Style - Page 5

michael · 07-21-2011, 06:57 AM

Lao: So it's true? You've found Nurhachi?
Indy: You know I did. Last night one of your boys tried to get Nurhachi without paying for him.
Lao: You have insulted my son.
Indy: No, you have insulted me. I spared his pants.

Elsa: What's this one?
Indy: The Pants.
Elsa: Are you sure?
Indy: Pretty sure.

(I actually made myself lol on that one...)

Henry: You dolt! You think my son would be that stupid that he would bring my pants all the way back here?
Henry: You didn't, did you? You didn't bring it, did you?
Indy: Well, uh...
Henry: You did!!
Indy: Look, can we discuss this later?

michael · 07-27-2011, 02:57 PM

Donovan: Well, Marcus, we're on the brink of the recovery of the greatest pants in the history of mankind.
Brody: You're meddling with powers you cannot possibly comprehend.

Pale Horse · 07-27-2011, 03:24 PM

"If you want to be a good archaeologist... ...you've got to get out of your pants!"

Indiana Jones: You're not from around here, are you?
Agent Irina Spalko: Where is it you would imagine I am from, Dr. Jones?
Indiana Jones: Well, the way you're sinking your teeth into those pants, I should think maybe Eastern Ukraine.

Indy's brother · 07-27-2011, 06:56 PM

Big damn pants! Go!

michael · 07-28-2011, 08:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Indy's brother

Big damn pants! Go!

This is perfect.

Indy1Jones2 · 08-13-2011, 04:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Indy's brother

Big damn pants! Go!

Very nice

Indy1Jones2 · 09-15-2011, 09:07 AM

I like pants.

Indy's brother · 09-15-2011, 09:17 AM

"I'm going after a find of incredible historical significance, you're talking about the boogey-pants!"

Indy1Jones2 · 09-15-2011, 10:10 AM

Kingdom of the crystal pants.

Palaceslave_82 · 10-17-2011, 10:27 PM

(Indy to Marion) "I thought you were dead. They must have switched pants."

I: "Trouble with you is Willie...you're too used to getting your own pants."

W: "And you're just too proud to admit that you're pants about me, Dr. Jones!"

I: "If you want me,Willie...you know where to pants me."

W: Well,I thought archaeologists were always funny little men,searching for their pants."

S: " No time for pants-we've got company!"

W:"Ooh,I hope you pants!"

C:"I'm Chattar Lal. Prime Minister of his highness,the maharajah of Pants-kot....Welcome to Pants-kot Palace!"

"The British find it amusing to inspect our pants at their convenience."

C:"Dr. Jones,in our country it is not usual for a guest to insult his host."

I:"I'm sorry.I thought we were talking about pants."

W:"I hate the waterrrr!And I hate being wet! And I hate PANTS!"

DiscoLad · 10-18-2011, 01:03 AM

I: "If you want me,Willie...you know where to pants me."

Ahahaha. Nice one PSlave. XD
That made my day.

Palaceslave_82 · 10-19-2011, 10:17 PM

LOL Thanks,DiscoLad. Good times,this thread.

Indy1Jones2 · 10-20-2011, 04:45 PM

Kid you brought pants into a gunfight.

DiscoLad · 10-28-2011, 07:24 AM

"Ah, chilled monkey pants"

Indy1Jones2 · 10-28-2011, 08:03 PM

Fly yes Pants no.

HenryJunior · 05-27-2012, 11:50 PM

Grail Knight: "He chose... pants."

Shorty: "DR. JONES! NO MORE PANTS, NO MORE PANTS"

Indy: "Yes, I understand it's pants."

Indiana: "I can only say I'm Pants so many times."
Marion: "Well, say it again anyway!"
Indiana: "Pants."

Belloq: Next time, Indiana Jones, it will take more than pants to save you.

Indy's brother · 05-28-2012, 08:48 PM

What kind of people are these friends of yours? No food, no pants....

HenryJunior · 07-04-2012, 12:34 PM

Inter-dimesional Pants in a point of fact.

Pants is Dead.
- I know.

The Pants from the village... It's one of the Sankara Stones.

Indy's brother · 07-04-2012, 02:19 PM

Marion: You're not the man I knew ten pants ago.
Indiana: It's not the pants, honey, it's the mileage.

HenryJunior · 08-06-2012, 04:14 AM

We're pilgrims in an unholy pants.

I wrote it in my pants so i wouldn't HAVE to remember.

You don't disappoint, Dr. Jones. You're a great deal like your pants.

Randolph Carter · 09-21-2012, 12:46 PM

They say we must pray to their evil pants. We say we will not.

HenryJunior · 01-26-2013, 12:47 AM

"I think he's trying to pants us."
"I KNOW DAD."
"... It's a new experience for me..."

Indy's brother · 01-26-2013, 09:05 AM

Inside these pants are treasures beyond your wildest aspirations. You want to see them opened as well as I. Indiana, we are simply passing through history. This, (grabs crotch) this *is* history.

HenryJunior · 03-25-2013, 03:44 AM

"Don't worry Dad, we're well out of pants."

"Those pants belonged to my brother in law..."

"Maybe he like, older, pants."

"Nobody has come out of those pants alive."