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Stoo

Stoo

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IndyWolf15 said:
I just don't like seeing gore and peoples heads being choped off and insane sex!
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A man's HEAD gets CHOPPED OFF in "Last Crusade"! Let's see, the movies also have:

-a melting head!:dead:
-an imploding head!:dead:
-an exploding head!:dead:
-spikes in a head!:dead:
-shot in the head!:dead:
-propellor in the face!:dead:
-heart ripped out!:dead:
-man flattened with a rock-crusher!:dead:
-swarm of ants going into a man's mouth!:eek:
-snake coming out of a skull's mouth!:eek:

...and Indy had WILD, PRE-MARITAL SEX with an exotic dancer!:eek:

Why do you like Indiana Jones?:confused:
 
The Drifter

The Drifter

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Stoo said:
A man's HEAD gets CHOPPED OFF in "Last Crusade"! Let's see, the movies also have:

-a melting head!:dead:
-an imploding head!:dead:
-an exploding head!:dead:
-spikes in a head!:dead:
-shot in the head!:dead:
-propellor in the face!:dead:
-heart ripped out!:dead:
-man flattened with a rock-crusher!:dead:
-swarm of ants going in a man's mouth!:eek:
-snake coming out of a skull's mouth!:eek:

...and Indy had WILD, PRE-MARITAL SEX with an exotic dancer!:eek:

Why do you like Indiana Jones?:confused:
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You forgot about Mola Ram being torn apart by crocs. :p
 
metalinvader

metalinvader

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Stoo said:
A man's HEAD gets CHOPPED OFF in "Last Crusade"! Let's see, the movies also have:

-a melting head!:dead:
-an imploding head!:dead:
-an exploding head!:dead:
-spikes in a head!:dead:
-shot in the head!:dead:
-propellor in the face!:dead:
-heart ripped out!:dead:
-man flattened with a rock-crusher!:dead:
-swarm of ants going into a man's mouth!:eek:
-snake coming out of a skull's mouth!:eek:

...and Indy had WILD, PRE-MARITAL SEX with an exotic dancer!:eek:

Why do you like Indiana Jones?:confused:
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HAW!

Now if she were to respond to this it would be a bit like this...
NOt ain Indi LEGO game i have it on mi wii cuz my mom gave it to me fo birtdy present.I dnt lok at porn:sick: on it.Thts gross. :whip: :gun: :rolleyes:
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I'm still in question if she has even seen the movies at all.
 
Violet

Violet

Moderator Emeritus
Stoo said:
A man's HEAD gets CHOPPED OFF in "Last Crusade"! Let's see, the movies also have:

-a melting head!:dead:
-an imploding head!:dead:
-an exploding head!:dead:
-spikes in a head!:dead:
-shot in the head!:dead:
-propellor in the face!:dead:
-heart ripped out!:dead:
-man flattened with a rock-crusher!:dead:
-swarm of ants going into a man's mouth!:eek:
-snake coming out of a skull's mouth!:eek:

...and Indy had WILD, PRE-MARITAL SEX with an exotic dancer!:eek:

Why do you like Indiana Jones?:confused:
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MATA HARI! :p

As for the guy who got his head chopped off in LC, he just wasn't worthy of the grail.

But Indy was....despite sleeping with an exotic dancer (Go figure!!!). And his father was despite sleeping with a Nazi (that Indy also slept with). Perhaps God is actually forgiving or is it just in the script? Now there's something to ponder. ;)
 
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Deckard

New member
Raiders :

Forrestal Impaled with Spears through Chest, Neck, Abdomen.

Satipo Impaled with Spears through Neck and Head.

Barranca needeled with dozens blow darts.

Nepalese Henchmen lit on fire, shot in the head and face, and burnt to death.

Toht seers his flesh on hot metal.

Nazis shot, thrown from moving vehicles, crushed, fall and splattered and run over.

Nazis bodies blown apart by lightning through face and eyes, chest and hearts and engulfed in flame.

People's faces melt, implode, and explode before being tossed into a fruit salad of human flesh, thrown into the air, and pulled back down into a space far smaller then they can fit into.

Thats just one movie. But I never understood people who think TOD is more violent then Raiders.
 
The Drifter

The Drifter

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ewwwww!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! all of tis stuff making me sick!!!!! :sick: :sick: :sick: wanna go and play lego indi on my DSi!!!!!!!!!!!!!(y) (y) :gun:
 
Robyn

Robyn

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Stoo said:
A man's HEAD gets CHOPPED OFF in "Last Crusade"! Let's see, the movies also have:

-a melting head!:dead:
-an imploding head!:dead:
-an exploding head!:dead:
-spikes in a head!:dead:
-shot in the head!:dead:
-propellor in the face!:dead:
-heart ripped out!:dead:
-man flattened with a rock-crusher!:dead:
-swarm of ants going into a man's mouth!:eek:
-snake coming out of a skull's mouth!:eek:

...and Indy had WILD, PRE-MARITAL SEX with an exotic dancer!:eek:

Why do you like Indiana Jones?:confused:
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Stoo you forgot, Marion punches Indy in the face! That's violence!:eek: :D
 
Trennas

Trennas

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Lonsome_Drifter said:
ewwwww!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! all of tis stuff making me sick!!!!! :sick: :sick: :sick: wanna go and play lego indi on my DSi!!!!!!!!!!!!!(y) (y) :gun:
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*****!


You're cracking me up here XD
 
Stoo

Stoo

Well-known member
Deckard said:
People's faces melt, implode, and explode before being tossed into a fruit salad of human flesh, thrown into the air, and pulled back down into a space far smaller then they can fit into.
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Bwahaha! "Fruit salad of human flesh"!:D

I also forgot:
-Donovan's DECAYING head!:dead:
-shish-bebab in the chest!:dead:
-impaled bodies on spears!:dead: (Transylvania/Masks of Evil)
-man lacerated to death by scalpel!:dead: (Transylvania/Masks of Evil)
-Indy man-handling female breasts on a statue!:eek:
Violet Indy said:
MATA HARI!

As for the guy who got his head chopped off in LC, he just wasn't worthy of the grail.

But Indy was....despite sleeping with an exotic dancer (Go figure!!!). And his father was despite sleeping with a Nazi (that Indy also slept with). Perhaps God is actually forgiving or is it just in the script? Now there's something to ponder. ;)
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Yeah, what would the age difference be between Henry Sr. and Elsa? Henry would be around 66. If memory serves, Alison Doody was 19 when "Crusade" was made so how old would Elsa be? tha'ts juts sIck!:sick: :eek: :whip: :rolleyes:
 
vaxer

vaxer

Moderator Emeritus
IndyWolf15 said:
What has happened to our Society?
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It seems like many have shared your concerns throughout history... We need to relax.

"The children now love luxury. They have bad manners, contempt for
authority, they show disrespect to their elders.... They no longer
rise when elders enter the room. They contradict their parents,
chatter before company, gobble up dainties at the table, cross their
legs, and are tyrants over their teachers."
Socrates, 469 BC?399 BC

"I see no hope for the future of our people if they are dependent on
frivolous youth of today, for certainly all youth are reckless beyond
words... When I was young, we were taught to be discreet and
respectful of elders, but the present youth are exceedingly wise
[disrespectful] and impatient of restraint"
Hesiod, 8th century BC

"The world is passing through troublous times. The young people of
today think of nothing but themselves. They have no reverence for
parents or old age. They are impatient of all restraint. They talk as
if they knew everything, and what passes for wisdom with us is
foolishness with them. As for the girls, they are forward, immodest
and unladylike in speech, behavior and dress."
Peter the Hermit, 11th century AD
 
The Drifter

The Drifter

New member
vaxer said:
It seems like many have shared your concerns throughout history... We need to relax.

"The children now love luxury. They have bad manners, contempt for
authority, they show disrespect to their elders.... They no longer
rise when elders enter the room. They contradict their parents,
chatter before company, gobble up dainties at the table, cross their
legs, and are tyrants over their teachers."
Socrates, 469 BC?399 BC

"I see no hope for the future of our people if they are dependent on
frivolous youth of today, for certainly all youth are reckless beyond
words... When I was young, we were taught to be discreet and
respectful of elders, but the present youth are exceedingly wise
[disrespectful] and impatient of restraint"
Hesiod, 8th century BC

"The world is passing through troublous times. The young people of
today think of nothing but themselves. They have no reverence for
parents or old age. They are impatient of all restraint. They talk as
if they knew everything, and what passes for wisdom with us is
foolishness with them. As for the girls, they are forward, immodest
and unladylike in speech, behavior and dress."
Peter the Hermit, 11th century AD
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I liked these quotes.
So, in other words; kids and teens have been self-serving brats since the beginning! :p
 
metalinvader

metalinvader

Well-known member
vaxer said:
It seems like many have shared your concerns throughout history... We need to relax.

"The children now love luxury. They have bad manners, contempt for
authority, they show disrespect to their elders.... They no longer
rise when elders enter the room. They contradict their parents,
chatter before company, gobble up dainties at the table, cross their
legs, and are tyrants over their teachers."
Socrates, 469 BC?399 BC

"I see no hope for the future of our people if they are dependent on
frivolous youth of today, for certainly all youth are reckless beyond
words... When I was young, we were taught to be discreet and
respectful of elders, but the present youth are exceedingly wise
[disrespectful] and impatient of restraint"
Hesiod, 8th century BC

"The world is passing through troublous times. The young people of
today think of nothing but themselves. They have no reverence for
parents or old age. They are impatient of all restraint. They talk as
if they knew everything, and what passes for wisdom with us is
foolishness with them. As for the girls, they are forward, immodest
and unladylike in speech, behavior and dress."
Peter the Hermit, 11th century AD
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And for something a tad bit more current...

Vernon: What did you want to be when you were young?

Carl: When I was a kid, I wanted to be John Lennon.

Vernon: Carl don't be a goof! I'm trying to make a serious point here...I've been teaching, for twenty two years, and each year...these kids get more and more arrogant.

Carl: Aw bull****, man. Come on Vern, the kids haven't changed, you have! You took a teaching position, 'cause you thought it'd be fun, right? Thought you could have summer vacations off...and then you found out it was actually work...and that really bummed you out.

Vernon: These kids turned on me...they think I'm a big ****in' joke.

Carl: Come on...listen Vern, if you were sixteen, what would you think of you, huh?

Vernon: Hey...Carl, you think I give one rat's ass what these kids think of me?

Carl: Yes I do.

Vernon: You think about this...when you get old, these kids; when I get old, they're gonna be runnin' the country.

Carl: Yeah?

Vernon: Now this is the thought that wakes me up in the middle of the night...That when I get older, these kids are gonna take care of me.

Carl: I wouldn't count on it!
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The Breakfast Club 1985
 
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IndyWolf15

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I agree with Vaxer. Your completely right. My uncle has two sons and they were being rude and talking allll the TIME, and he taped there mouth so they would stop talking, there grown now, and they listen to there parents.
 
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