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Old 09-27-2007, 12:44 PM   #1
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Dig The Pants Game: Indy-Style

Ok, don't know if you guys play this or have ever played this here but apparently it's big in the LOTR fan boards and also on the POTC boards once upon a time.

Here's the deal-- you take a quote from the Indiana Jones movies and you replace one word for the word "pants." Step 2: let the hilarity ensue.

Indiana: Give me the pants.
Satipo: Throw me the idol. No time to argue. Throw me idol, I'll throw you the pants.

OR MAYBE...

Marion: You're not the man I knew ten years ago.
Indiana: It's not the years, honey, it's the pants.
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Old 09-27-2007, 04:36 PM   #2
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Ok.

"Pants...why did it have to be pants?
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Old 09-27-2007, 05:09 PM   #3
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Grail Knight: But choose wisely, for while the true Grail will bring you pants, the false Grail will take them from you.

(Btw, notice how I changed "take it from you" to "take them from you." Grammar counts, people.)
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Old 09-27-2007, 06:26 PM   #4
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This is a blast from the past...we had one of these going years ago.

"What did you find, Dad?"
"Me? Pants."
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Old 09-27-2007, 06:28 PM   #5
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Indy: "There were pants."
Henry: "Pants?"
Indy: "Big ones."

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Old 09-27-2007, 06:29 PM   #6
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Ok, I'll have a try,

Indy: Sallah! I said no pants! Thats five pants, can't you count?

Marcus: For nearly three thousand years man has been searching for the lost pants. It's not something to be taken lightly. No one knows its secrets. It's like nothing you've ever gone after before.

Henry Sr: You call this pants?

Bad Guy: You have the pants in your pocket.
Henry Sr: You dolt! You think my son would be that stupid? that he would bring my pants all the way back here?

Vogul: Tell me about this miserable little pants of yours. The pants is useless and yet you come all the way back to Berlin to get it. Why?

Elsa: It's perfectly obvious where the pants are. He's given them to Marcus Brody.


Any good?
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Old 09-27-2007, 07:28 PM   #7
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Archaeology is the search for fact... not pants. If it's pants you're looking for, Dr. Tyree's philosophy class is right down the hall.




Indiana: Sallah, I said NO Pants! That's FIVE pants; can't you count?

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Old 09-27-2007, 07:39 PM   #8
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Marion: You bastards! I'll pants you for this!
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Old 09-27-2007, 07:44 PM   #9
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Willie: Give me your pants.
Short Round: Why?
Willie: Because I'm gonna puke in them!

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Archaeology is the search for fact... not pants. If it's pants you're looking for, Dr. Tyree's philosophy class is right down the hall.

*snark* I lurve that one.
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Old 09-28-2007, 01:51 AM   #10
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Henry: And what did we talk about?
Indy: Pants.
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Old 09-28-2007, 02:34 AM   #11
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"Henry, you see, the pants are mightier than the sword!"
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Old 09-28-2007, 03:45 AM   #12
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Panama Hat: Small pants, Dr. Jones.
Indiana Jones: Too small for two of us.
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Old 09-28-2007, 06:33 AM   #13
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"You lost your pants, kid, but that doesn't mean you have to like it."
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Old 09-28-2007, 07:48 PM   #14
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Short Round: "INDY!!! Cover your Pants!! Cover your Pants!!"
Mola Ram (reaching his hand out): "Oooo galemahhhh..... Oooo galemahhhh!!"
Willie: "OH MY GOD!"
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Old 09-28-2007, 09:31 PM   #15
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Colonel Musgrove: What do these pants look like?
Indiana: Look like? Why, they're right here...
Major Eaton: Good God!
Brody: Yes, that's what the Hebrews thought.
Colonel Musgrove: Now, what's that supposed to be coming out of there?
Indiana: Lightning. Fire. The power of God or something.
Major Eaton: I'm beginning to understand Hitler's interest in this.
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Marion: What do you want?
Toht: Ah, the same thing your friend Dr. Jones wanted. Surely he mentioned there would be other pants parties.
Marion: Must have slipped his mind.
Toht: The man is nefarious. I hope for your sake that he has not yet acquired it.
Marion: Why, are you willing to offer more?
Toht: Oh, almost certainly.
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Old 09-28-2007, 09:50 PM   #16
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LOL!

the last 3 where hilarious, haha.
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Old 09-29-2007, 11:16 AM   #17
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Henry Jones: Stop. You're going the wrong way. We need to get to Berlin.
Indiana Jones: Brody's this way
Henry Jones: My pants are in Berlin.
Indiana Jones: We don't need the pants, Dad. Marcus has the map.
Henry Jones: There is more in the pants than just the map.
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Old 09-29-2007, 08:57 PM   #18
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Good one I like it
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Old 09-30-2007, 01:26 AM   #19
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Indy:"I'm like bad pants I always show up"

Another one
Henry:"My son, were pants in an unholy land"
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Old 09-30-2007, 01:30 AM   #20
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Indy:"pants please."
Colonel Vogel:"What?"
punches and then throws him out the window
Indy:"no pants"
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Old 10-01-2007, 09:21 PM   #21
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"Dr. Jones, in our country, it's not usual for a guest to insult his pants"

"Nice pants Lao Che!"



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Short Round: "INDY!!! Cover your Pants!! Cover your Pants!!"
Mola Ram (reaching his hand out): "Oooo galemahhhh..... Oooo galemahhhh!!"
Willie: "OH MY GOD!"



My brain has been traumatised by that image

But it's still funny!
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Old 10-02-2007, 06:00 PM   #22
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Here's the thread that used "balls."

Chattar Lal: Dr Jones, wasn't it the Sultan of Madagascar who threatened to cut off your head if you ever returned to his country?
Indiana Jones: No, it wasn't my head.
Chattar Lal: Then your hands, perhaps?
Indiana Jones: No, it wasn't my hands. It was my... my pants.
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Old 10-02-2007, 06:48 PM   #23
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The balls one was better than this one they were funny
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Old 10-08-2007, 08:36 PM   #24
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Belloq: "Dr. Jones. Once again we see that there are no pants you can possess which I cannot take away. And you thought I'd given up."

Indy: "There are big pants in the plane, Jock!"
Jock: "Oh they're just my pet pants 'Reggie'!"
Indy: "I hate pants, Jock! I hate 'em!"
Jock: "C'mon, show a little backbone, will ya?"
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Old 04-11-2008, 04:00 PM   #25
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The Pants Insertion Game

Sorry if the title seems a little rude, but here's a fun game...

A few years back, somebody came up with a game in which the word "pants" replaced another word in a piece of dialogue from Star Wars...

"That blast came from the pants. That thing's operational!"

Get it? Well, see if it works for Indy...

"Small pants, Dr. Jones."
"Too small for two of us!"

We're all essentially peurile, so knock yourselves out...
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