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Old 07-06-2008, 11:41 PM   #1
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Yo Momma! Indy Jokes

Similiar to gear guardian's thread...But there will be Yo Momma! jokes all-round...if anyone participates though no-one probly will...so just make yo mooma jokes..INDY STYLE

example:..YO MOMMA so fat it took the Ark 3 times to melt her face...
(sorry if that sucked...)

YO MOMMA so ugly Mola Ram ripped his own heart out.
( another stupid one..)

Well if you guys game then post some yo momma jokes...
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Old 07-08-2008, 05:22 PM   #2
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good idea fro thread but i cant think of any thing!
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Old 07-08-2008, 06:26 PM   #3
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theres only one i heard that was

"yo momma is so fat she got the roll as the bolder in Raiders"....

i think thats how it went,but any way i had to copy someone else's joke. he he
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Old 07-08-2008, 09:59 PM   #4
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your mama so ugly she looks just like mutt!
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Old 07-08-2008, 10:20 PM   #5
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Yo Mama is so ugly, she makes the Uhgas look pretty!
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Old 07-08-2008, 10:46 PM   #6
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Did this game come from a Star Wars bulletin board?
(Inspired by the start of Episode III)
http://www.adultswim.com/shows/robot...vcp/index.html

...so fat, she survived in the desert one thousand years without grail water.
...so fat, she already had seagulls circling her on the beach.
...so ugly, the chilled monkey brain registered one final thought: "Damn, she ugly."
(And so forth.)
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Old 07-09-2008, 01:44 AM   #7
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So ugly the monkey brain eat it self!
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Old 07-09-2008, 02:30 AM   #8
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Note* these are all stupid.......



Yo Mamma is so fat that Indy diddn't cut the bridge yo Mamma took a step!


It is of unspeakable power leveling mountains............ I'm not talking about the Ark Im talking bout Yo Mamma!


Yo Mamma is so ugly she is being examined by top men.............. top men


The Ark did not melt the Nazis faces they saw yo Mamma naked!
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Old 07-09-2008, 03:05 AM   #9
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KOTCS Reference.

Yo Momma came here for the milkshakes.
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Old 07-09-2008, 03:04 PM   #10
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Give yourselves some credit, folks....whenever you say your jokes are going to be dumb I laugh the hardest

Here's my contributions:
Nurhachi's momma was so fat, they had to put her in 12 urns.
Your momma's so fat, Indy could ride her to Pankot Palace.
Your momma's so old she doesn't need an ark to talk to God, they went to kindergarten together.
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Old 07-09-2008, 03:40 PM   #11
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No one can lay it down like Luke though.


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Old 07-09-2008, 05:58 PM   #12
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Yo mamma so fugly, even Marions drinking opponent said "is that a man or a woman?"
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Old 07-09-2008, 07:44 PM   #13
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yo mama is so ugly she is the drinking opponent
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Old 07-10-2008, 12:58 AM   #14
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This one sucks

Your momma's so old Indy thought she was the Grail knight
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Old 07-10-2008, 01:00 AM   #15
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You mom so ugly willy killed her self. ........wow that one sucked.
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Old 07-10-2008, 04:43 AM   #16
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Yo mamma so fat that she died of a massive heart attack from years of eating fatty foods and not getting enough carbohydrates and exercise even after multiple liposuction and bypass surgeries and you're going to wish that instead of telling "yo mamma" jokes you would've spent more time with her but now you can't because she's gone forever.
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Old 07-10-2008, 05:03 PM   #17
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Quote:
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Yo mamma so fat that she died of a massive heart attack from years of eating fatty foods and not getting enough carbohydrates and exercise even after multiple liposuction and bypass surgeries and you're going to wish that instead of telling "yo mamma" jokes you would've spent more time with her but now you can't because she's gone forever.
I better spend more time with my Mamma
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Old 07-10-2008, 05:44 PM   #18
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Originally Posted by DocWhiskey
Yo mamma so fat that she died of a massive heart attack from years of eating fatty foods and not getting enough carbohydrates and exercise even after multiple liposuction and bypass surgeries and you're going to wish that instead of telling "yo mamma" jokes you would've spent more time with her but now you can't because she's gone forever.

wow thats a mouthful...
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Old 07-11-2008, 08:48 AM   #19
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Yo mamma... why'd it have to be yo mamma
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Old 07-11-2008, 10:47 AM   #20
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Cheap Shot:

Irina Spalko is so psychic she's the Soviet Union's foremost expert on ESP.

Your momma's so fat she's the foremost expert on E.L.Fudge.
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Old 07-12-2008, 04:26 PM   #21
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Originally Posted by indythecat
Cheap Shot:

Irina Spalko is so psychic she's the Soviet Union's foremost expert on ESP.

Your momma's so fat she's the foremost expert on E.L.Fudge.


NICE ONE!!! LOL

It wasn't the bad dates that killed the monkey, it was yo mamma's stank!!!
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Old 07-14-2008, 04:54 PM   #22
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Moedred
Did this game come from a Star Wars bulletin board?
(Inspired by the start of Episode III)
http://www.adultswim.com/shows/robot...vcp/index.html

...so fat, she survived in the desert one thousand years without grail water.
...so fat, she already had seagulls circling her on the beach.
...so ugly, the chilled monkey brain registered one final thought: "Damn, she ugly."
(And so forth.)

Nah, I just thought of it...never even been to a Star Wars fan site...
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Old 07-29-2008, 03:54 PM   #23
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Yo momma so fat she cushioned the germans fall after Indy pushed her outta the blimp...After they mistook HER for the blimp...

(Sorry, I'm desperate for jokes..)
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Old 07-30-2008, 08:17 AM   #24
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Not my best but here goes anyway...

Toht: Hand scarred by the headpiece of Ra.

Your momma: Hand scarred daily by a microwave hot pocket. Let them cool off first, greedy momma!
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Old 07-30-2008, 08:51 AM   #25
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Yo' momma found Indy in the fridge. Yo' momma ate him.
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