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Old 07-22-2004, 02:56 PM   #51
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You should believe in magic and all that superstitious hocus-pocus. And go to Sunday School.
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Old 08-25-2006, 06:47 PM   #52
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116 don't drink you didn't pour yourself
117 have your personal waiters wear body armor
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Old 08-26-2006, 12:13 AM   #53
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118. Don't ever be on one side of a double sided swing mirror when a girl is chekcing out how good she looks in her nightgown on the other unclean side.
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Old 08-26-2006, 04:43 AM   #54
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119 Do not go fishing if you are supposed to wait for some crazy adventurer
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Old 08-26-2006, 12:30 PM   #55
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120. Don't ride elephants bareback unless you have to.
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Old 08-26-2006, 03:18 PM   #56
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121! If you dont have time to check the list make it up as you go
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Old 08-28-2006, 08:24 PM   #57
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122. If an adventurer/archaeologist says "don't touch anything" and "step where I step", he means it!!!!
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Old 08-28-2006, 10:51 PM   #58
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123: If you can say, "Happens to me all the time" about people trying to kill you, you should really consider another line of work.

124: Little chinese kids are good drivers

125: The skeleton of a competetor in a gloomy temple is the equivalent of a "Do Not Enter" sign

126: A plane will only fit in a tunnel if you rip the wings off (LC airplane/car chase)

127: If someone tells you something is at 11 o'clock, don't check your watch.
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Old 04-21-2008, 03:09 PM   #59
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Time to add milage to this thread too.

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Old 04-28-2008, 01:58 AM   #60
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128. Before going on an adventure with Willie Scott, make sure to punch her in the throat.
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Old 05-02-2008, 02:03 PM   #61
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129) Participating in a basket chase can make you feel like a basket case.

130) Whiskey helps in most situations.

131) Under extreme circumstances, throwing a guy out of a blimp is completely acceptable.

132) Don't trust your employer if he tells you not to. (Umm...first sign that something is off.)

133) Beneath all the libraries in Venice dwell rats, petroleum, and dead people.

134) Guys: when a girl takes your Fedora off, this is significant.

135) Flying is necessary, landing is optional.

136) There is ALWAYS a way out. Sometimes you just have to look harder for it than usual.

137) Nazis are bad. End of story.

138) No matter how stupid he may seem, listen to Dad. He knows what he's talking about.

139) Girls: if your former lover accidentally burns down your bar, love him anyway.

140) When all else fails, take a leap of faith.
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Old 05-02-2008, 02:15 PM   #62
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141. Punching ladies in the face is only excusable under influence of poison.

142. Slapping young kids in the face is only excusable under influence of "The Black Sleep".
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Old 05-02-2008, 02:18 PM   #63
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1. If a butler questions you, you have the right to knock him unconscience

2. Your fedora is worth almost crushing your arm over

3. If someone calls you Junior you have the right to shoot people
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Old 05-02-2008, 02:31 PM   #64
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146: Monkeys are duplicitous and not to be trusted.
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Old 05-02-2008, 02:46 PM   #65
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147. If you get thrown out the front window of a speeding truck, don't worry, there will be a seat waiting for you to sit on.
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Old 05-02-2008, 03:20 PM   #66
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Anything learned from IJanKotCS?
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Old 05-02-2008, 03:49 PM   #67
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Anything learned from IJanKotCS?

A domestic fridge can withstand an atom blast... (WARNING: may be really stupid advice)
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Old 05-02-2008, 05:18 PM   #68
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Old 05-02-2008, 05:39 PM   #69
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When in doubt, make it up as you go!
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Old 05-02-2008, 07:31 PM   #70
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The best way to aquire a vehicle (trucks preferebly) is to ride up next to a moving one with a horse, climb on to the side, and throw out the current passengers.
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Old 05-03-2008, 04:07 AM   #71
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Anything learned from IJanKotCS?

150 - Punching Russians feels good too!
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Old 05-03-2008, 01:08 PM   #72
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To show a lady a good time take her to a bar shoot out.

Never open golden boxes

Maharajas are brats

Talking about folklore can insult your host

If your student blinks slowy that probably meens theres a message on their eyelids they want you to know, remember doesn't mean they love you like Indy!!!
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Old 02-17-2009, 12:11 PM   #73
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*Bump - Be interesting to see if there are any

From KOTCS....
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Old 02-17-2009, 05:06 PM   #74
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Never forget to chain your motorcycle to a post when you park it outside a Peruvian graveyard.
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Old 02-17-2009, 06:06 PM   #75
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