What are your favorite NON-Film Quotes?

Well, as Canyon has those threads about quotes from sallah, short, marcus and henry, I thought I'ld get one going......................

favorite Lines from any indy charactor from anything......except the films

so lines from comics, books, games, YIJC, fna fic, rumored indy 4 scripts....you name it, this one will have more options, some for me:

Indy: "What in the name of Biology was that?" (Infernal Machine)

"what's for Breakfast Marcus?"
"The legendary philosopher's stone." (Iron Pheonix)

A few from the "Spear of destiny" comic:

Indy: "This can't be Ireland.............It isn't raining!"

Indy(thinking): 'More water! and just when I was almost dry!'

indy jumps into water to save his friend during a storm
Indy(thinking): 'Can't get dry to save my life.'

Indy: "RAIN! I JUST CAN'T WIN!!!!"

Indy: "Rain! Ireland!"

Rebecca: "only an Idiot would return to this vipers' nest alone and unarmed."
Indy (thinking, standing outside): 'Yeah......a wet idiot....'

Henry: "Where are you going, Junior?"
Indy: "Back to Connely's place. to get Rebecca and the other half of the spear."
Henry: "Won't they be expecting you?"
Indy: "They certainly will."

(indy saves oneil from the ocean in a storm)
O'Neil: "Dragged from the sea like one of the mananan's sheep in the black nets of the sons of mil!"
Indy: "He Can't have been TOO near death, he's still talking."

standartenfuhrer: "The unpleasant suties are best left to men like me... less spiritual men. Our hands are sometimes dirtied, but we have our place in the scheme of things. Help Dr. Jones understand Kurt."
(kurt punches indy)

(It seems that Oneil has just been shot)
Indy: "How bad is it kid?"
O'Neil: "Smashed ta bloody bits!"
(O'neil pulls out an ancient spiral carving that shattered when it stoped the bullet."
O'Neil: "A lovely thing it was, too! and a fine spiral carved inta it by m' own progenitors!"
Indy: "Do yourslef a favor kid....when we get to glastonbury. don't say anything to my dad about pulverizing a six-thousand year-old artifact."

Indy and Rebecca come to a lake and indy lifts Rebecca over his head
Rebecca "Dr. Jones!!!"
Indy: "Ithink under the circumstances, you might call me Indiana."

standartenfuhrer: "Seize them!"
O'Neil: "I got a better Idea, Seize THIS!" (throws 'spear' in ocean)

others:

(jerry has followed indy to ask for extra credit and ends up saving him from some germans)
Jerry: "I >GASP<... had to follow you...>PUF<...to ask about my grades."
Indy: ">Huf....Huf< Congratulations kid! You just Passed!" (Fate of Atlantis Comic)

"Defense......what am I going to do with you?" (YIJC: adventures in the secret service)

Now THERE'S a question!

OoKevin, I really like the ones that you've put from Spear of Destiny. Here are some of my favourites (all from Dark Horse comics):

From Indiana Jones and the Sargasso Pirates:


Cairo: "Close enough for you Jones?"
Indy: "Wait and see what we do on our second date!"

"The sargasso...oh give me a break! We're drifing South with the current, not because of some hocus pocus beyond the grave! Trust me, I know what I'm talking about..." (then an axe falls near Indy's head!)



From Thunder in the Orient:

Indy: "If you dragged me halfway round the world on one of your psychic hunches..."

Sophia: "Now that I see you, and hear you, I can't imagine why I meant to share this with you! (strolls off) Have a nice trip home!"



From Indiana Jones and the Iron Phoenix:

Indy: "Nadia are you all right? Say something!"
Nadia hits Indy accross the face and he collapses to the floor, (eyes closed)
Nadia kneels down to Indy.
"Dr. Jones! Oh, I am sorry! I didn't..."
Indy openes his eyes and smiles as Nadia cradles his head
Nadia: "Ok, don't play dead."


From Indiana Jones and the Golden Fleece:

Malcom: "I'm bitterly disappointed in you, Dr. Jones! Putting petty politics before your profession!"
Indy running to Malcom. "Malcom, look out! Junkers!"
There is an explosion and both men crash to the ground.
Indy: "This isn't politics Malcom! This is war!"
Malcom: "I'm beginning to see your point..."



Ah, that's me done for now, but I suspect I will be back with more soon...

I?d have to say some of the funniest Indy one-liners were used in the P.C game Indiana Jones and the Fate of Atlantis; here are some of them:

?Alright Jones, how are you going to find that statue in all this junk.?- Indy

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?You don?t look at all well, Doctor Jones.?- Kerner
?Exploring our collections can be dangerous.?- Indy

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My favorite quote. . .

?Do you realize what you have done? You?ve dug an unauthorized hole.?- Gun-toting Nazi
?Hay, I?ve got this nagging rash on my knuckles. Wanna see??- Indy

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One of the funniest moments in the game. . .

?Hay, while your standing there let me show you a magic trick I learned.?- Indy
Whips machinegun out of Nazi?s hand causing it to be tossed up in the air, falling into a hole.

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?Ah Doctor Jones I have you now.?- Nazi jeep driver
?I should have held out for a faster camel.?- Indy

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?I only show the temple to reputable scholars.?- Sternhart
?I?m doctor Indiana Jones, is that scholarly enough??- Indy
?Indiana, sounds like the name of one of your states . . .or possibly a cat.?- Sternhart
?Actually it was the name of his dog.?- Sophia
?Sophia?!?- Indy

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Inside god machine. . .

?Ah Doctor Jones now it?s your turn.?- Ubermann
?Not? a chance, cue-ball.?- Indy

Best lines in the game . . .

?For your sake, I hope this doesn?t work?- Indy
?Why not??- Ubermann
?Once I?m a god, I?m sending you straight to hell.?- Indy
?I?m offering you immortality, is that the thanks I get??- Ubermann
?Ever hear the term, ?angry god?? Wait till you see me!?- Indy

[Edited by Tom Jones on 05-18-2003 at 08:26 pm]

"Think big like the Americans, think bombs!" - Dr. Ubermann FoA

"I don't think that will work." - Indy FoA

"Strike two." - Parrot FoA

"Don't be a stranger now." - Old man on the Azores. FoA

"Dis is my dig now...go avey." - Archeaologist in Iceland FoA

"tourists, whyd it have to be tourists."
-disneyland (indy)-

"when i first read the script, i first wanted to be han solo, because that was clearly the best role."
-carrie fisher-

I think my absolute favourite has to be from Emperor's Tomb:

"I'm gonna be a rich man....if I ever make it out alive!"

Cracks me up every time I hear that. I also love: "This'll hurt more than your feelings, Sweetheart!"

Indy yelps as he sees a giant snake staute:
Indy: "Aaarrghhh!!!"
Mei Ying: "What's the matter? It's just a snake."
Indy: "It's a long story."

Here are some more good quotes from Emperor?s Tomb:

?Have I mentioned how absolutely stunning you look in that dress??- Indy
?It?s the third time you?ve mentioned it Doctor Jones.?- Mei Ying

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?We?ll have to move fast, where?s your boat??- Indy
?At the next dock, hope in.?- Wan Han
?I think I?ll walk.?- Indy

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?Kai?s fortress is an ancient castle on the highest peak of Peng Lai Island.?- Wan Han
?I don?t suppose they have an elevator.?- Indy

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?All right, all right, keep your skirt on. I?ll have you out? a there in no time.?- Indy

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?Sweetheart, we have a date with destiny.?- Indy

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Two of my favorite quotes from Infernal Machine:

?This thing?s got more sprockets than the inside of dad?s old clock.?- Indy

?Let?s vote on it.?- Indy pulls out Smith & Wesson


[Edited by Tom Jones on 05-20-2003 at 05:06 pm]

"Badges, I ain't gotta show you no stinkin badges!" Indy (Desktop Adventures)

"My inssurance policy: Smith & Wesson." Indy (Infernal Machine)

"I never hit girls, but in your case I'll make an exception." Indy (ET)

DrJones56 said:

"My inssurance policy: Smith & Wesson." Indy (Infernal Machine)

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You mean: "Ah... my trusted law firm. Smith & Wesson."

[Indy & Sophia in FoA catacombs]
"By the way, how can I know that you're surely Sophia?"
"If I weren't, how could I know that cute little birthmark in your..."
"...fine, you're Sophia."