DA: Did you see Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull? It is so great! It just nails UFOs so beautifully. So eloquently.
D: I?ve seen a UFO.
DA: You?ve seen a UFO? Wow, where? You can speak freely. I?m a consultant for Mutual UFO Network (MUFON). Tell me the story. Where were you?
D: It was in 1981 and I was in Westchester, New York. My father was driving home and saw this very, very bright low star. We got out the binoculars and it looked like neon scribble, or a football grid.
DA: How high up? Figure the commercial airlines fly at 30,000 feet.
D: Probably something like that. A few hours later, all of a sudden it just shot straight out.
DA: Yup, oh yeah.
D: It seemed like a UFO to me.