Raiders of the Lost BALLS!

JCC1004

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Sallah and Indy: They're digging in the wrong BALLS.

Sallah: Bad BALLS.

Henry Jones SR.: Elsa never really believed in the BALLS.
 

JCC1004

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JCC1004 said:
Sallah and Indy: They're digging in the wrong BALLS.

Sallah: Bad BALLS.
Sorry I didn't know those were already posted. These are funny. There isn't much left I'm afraid.

Donovan: It doesn't reveal the location of the BALLS I'm afraid.

I thought of that while I was typing afraid.
 

Team Indy

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MaverickKing said:
Heh. Excellent.

Thanks! :D

Willie: Anything balls!

Sallah: Balls. Very dangerous. You go first.

The following will probably be the most horrible edited quote in this thread.

Indy: You're not from around here, are you?
Irina: And where would you say I'm from, Dr. Jones?
Indy: Well, judging by the way you use those balls, I'd say eastern Ukraine.

If I offended you, then please tell me to delete it.
 
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Moedred

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Team Indy said:
Indy: Well, judging by the way you use those balls, I'd say eastern Ukraine.
Should be "judging by the way you're sinking your teeth into those balls..."
 
Spalko: [to Mutt] You BALL like a young man, eager to begin, quick to finish.

Indiana Jones: How big?
Mutt Williams: Huge!
Indiana Jones: Good.
Mutt Williams: Good?
Indiana Jones: When it comes to BALLS, the bigger the better.

Indy: When they I get out of this I'm going to break your BALLS.

Mac: You broke my BALLS!

Indiana Jones: [stuck in quicksand] Oxley, don't just sit there. For God's sake, man. Go get Balls!
Professor 'Ox' Oxley: BALLS?
Indiana Jones: BALLS!
Professor 'Ox' Oxley: BALLS!
 

Team Indy

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Moedred said:
Should be "judging by the way you're sinking your teeth into those balls..."

Sure, but Spalkov's not interested in love.

Anyway, here are some more ones from Last Crusade.

Fedora: You've got balls, kid.

Panama Hat: Small balls, Dr. Jones.
Indy: Too small for the two of us.

(Has this been done already? I know there's another exchange between Panama Hat and Indy that's been done.)

Indy: Archaeology is the search for fact... not balls. If it's balls you're looking for, Dr. Tyree's anatomy class is right down the hall.

(The original quote said "philosophy", but I changed it to "anatomy" to make it more appropriate.)

Indy: "X" never, ever marks the balls.

Donovan: As you can now see, Dr. Jones, we are on the verge of completing a quest that began almost two thousand years ago. We're just one step away.
Indy: That's usually when the balls fall out from underneath your feet.

Donovan: Find the balls and you'll find the Grail.

Or

Donovan: Find the man and you'll find the balls.

Brody: The search for the balls is the search for the divine in all of us. But if you want balls, Indy, I've none to give you. At my age, I'm prepared to take a few things on balls.

Elsa: The last time I saw your father's balls, we were in the library. I've never seen him so excited. He was as giddy as a schoolboy.

Elsa: What's this one?
Indy: The Ark of the Balls.

Or

Indy: The Balls of the Covenant.

Indy: Balls. I could stick a well down here and retire.

Indy: Talk or you're dead! Dammit tell me! Tell me!
Kazim: If you don't let go Dr. Jones, we'll both die!
Indy: Then we'll die!
Kazim: My balls are prepared, how're yours?

Now Elsa reaches for Indy and kisses him.
Indy: Leave me alone, I don't like fast balls.
But he embraces her, and Elsa begins to nibble at his ear.
Elsa: And I hate arrogant balls.
 

Insomniac

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I didn't touch the quote; untouched raw material for a mastermind searching for a perfect empty canvas...
Rocket, Team Indy, KVoss anyone?
Be my guest.
:hat:

Dietrich: And Gobler, I want plenty of protection!
Gobler: Jawohl, Herr Ob...

(Gobler is interrupted midsentance by an explosion; the Nazis scatter)
 

Team Indy

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Insomniac said:
I didn't touch the quote; untouched raw material for a mastermind searching for a perfect empty canvas...
Rocket, Team Indy, KVoss anyone?
Be my guest.
:hat:

Dietrich: And Gobler, I want plenty of protection!
Gobler: Jawohl, Herr Ob...

(Gobler is interrupted midsentance by an explosion; the Nazis scatter)

The explosion was Indy's discharge that had gone into the oil. Those were some big balls. :hat:
 

DoomTown

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Do you have any idea how many BALLS this sonova***** has won???
A great many I'm sure. But does he deserve them???
(y)
 

DoomTown

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Insomniac said:
I didn't touch the quote; untouched raw material for a mastermind searching for a perfect empty canvas...
Rocket, Team Indy, KVoss anyone?
Be my guest.
:hat:

Dietrich: And Gobler, I want plenty of protection!
Gobler: Jawohl, Herr Ob...

(Gobler is interrupted midsentance by an explosion; the Nazis scatter)


And Gobler, I want plenty of BALLS...
Jawohl, Herr Ob...
 

Peru1936

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Major Eaton: (looking at a picture of the Ark with rays of power coming out of it) Good balls!
Brody: Yes, that's what the Hebrews thought.


Dietrich: Dr. Jones, surely you don't think you can escape from this island?
Indy: That depends on how reasonable we're all willing to be. All I want is the girl.
Dietrich: And if we refuse?
Indy: Then your Füher has no balls.


Indy: You want to talk to balls? Let's go see them together, I've got nothing better to do.


Brody: The Bible speaks of the balls leveling mountains and laying waste in entire regions. An Army that carries the balls before it... is invincible.


Marion: Hey, what happened? You don't look very happy.
Indy: Fools. Bureaucratic fools.
Marion: What'd they say?
Indy: They don't know what they've got there.
Marion: Well, I know what I've got here. Come on. I'll buy you balls. You know, balls?


Willie: Give me your balls.
Shorty: Why?
Willie: Because I'm gonna puke on them.


Willie: What's that?
Lao Che: Antidote.
Indy: To what?
Lao Che: The balls you just drank.


SS Officer: I will take the balls now.
Indy and Henry: What balls?
SS Officer: You have the balls in your pocket.


Elsa: It's perfectly obvious where the pages are. He's given them to Marcus Brody.
Henry: Marcus? You didn't drag poor Marcus along did you? He's not up to the challenge.
Donovan: He sticks out like sore balls. We'll find him.


Indy: Put your balls down, will you; you're embarrassing us.


Indy: Compass? Anyone got a compass? You know, North, South, East -
Mac: Balls.


Mutt: Why'd they do that?
Indy: To honor the gods.
Mutt: No, no, God's balls are not like that, man.


Indy: Crystal isn't magnetic.
Mutt: Neither are balls.


Indy: Careful, you may get exactly the balls you wish for.
Spalko: I usually do.
 

Col. Detritch

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Sorry, can't help myself!

Dietrich: And Gobler, Balls want plenty of protection!
Gobler: Jawohl, Herr Ob...

(Gobler is interrupted midsentance by an explosion; the Nazis scatter)

And now:

Donovan: Care to wet your balls, Marcus
I'm sorry again...
Marcus: I'd rather slap them on your face! :eek:

Irina: Balls are something you are yet to receive! My sympathies!

Mac: Indy! Balls gonna be alright!

Indy: For God's sake man! Go get BALLS!
Ox: BALLS!
Indy:BALLS!

Belloq: What Balls were breifly your's are now mine!

Shorty: No time for Balls, we got company!

Indy: Balls fall quick in the jungle kid...

Don't call me BALLS!

In the Belly of the steel Balls!:hat:
 

DoomTown

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Special "Temple of Doom" BALLS edition

Webber:"Ah, Dr. Jones. I'm Earl Webber. I spoke with your assistant and managed to secure three seats. However, there might be a *slight* inconvenience as you will be riding on a cargo plane full of live BALLS.
Willie:"Is he kidding????"
Webber:"Madame, it was the best I could do on such short BALLS!!!"

"Nice BALLS, Lao Che!!!!"

"I hate the water... and I hate being wet... and I hate BALLS!!!!"

"Kali Ma protects us! We are her children! We pledge our devotion to her with an offering of flesh... and BALLS!!!!"

"I'm a singer! I could lose my BALLS!"

"Om Namha ShivaBALLS, Om Namha ShivaBALLS, Om Namha ShivaBALLS..."

Indy:"You know I did. Last night one of your BALLS tried to get Nurhachi without paying for him."
Lao Che: "You have insulted my BALLS."

"If you think I'm going to Delhi with you, or anyplace else after all the trouble you've gotten me into, think again, buster! I'm going home to Missouri where they never feed you BALLS before ripping your BALLS out and lowering you into hot BALLS, this is NOT my idea of a swell time!"

"I step where you step! I touch BALLS!"

"BALLS. You know it, and I know it."

"The biggest trouble with her, is the BALLS."

(y)
 

Col. Detritch

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lol:D

Indy: Where... Where did they go? Into Balls?!
Ox: Not into Balls! Into the space between Balls!

Henry: We are pilgims in an unholy Balls!

Indy I rode with Pancho Villa. 'Couple of his guys spoke it!
Mutt: BullBALLS!

Indy: Don't look at Balls Marion! Keep your eye's shut!

Indy: Drop Balls!

Irina: You are a hard Balls to read, Dr Jones!
or
Irina: You've got hard Balls to read, Dr Jones!

Irina: We'll do Balls old fashion way!

Irina's sword stands erect... nuff said!:hat:
 
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