Chuck Norris!

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Anyone have any original, self made Chuck jokes?

Chuck Norris doesn't have a soul he just has an extra fist!

There once was life on Mars, Chuck Norris just didn't like them... so he killed them

Chuck Norris invented the atomic bomb, all he did was snap his finger

Chuck Norris once met a huge guy named Goliath... it didn't turn out too nice for the big guy

Every time Chuck Norris gets angry a black hole is created somewhere...


I'm not a Chuck Norris fan I just think the jokes are funny.
 

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Chuck Norris is so hot that his last date burst into flames the second she laid eyes on him.

Chuck Norris can kill a man simply by saying "... f*** you..."

Chuck Norris was born on December 25 so they made it into a holiday.
 

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indy34 said:
Sorry to say and no offense but those are *****(n)

Thats why I think the're funny-'cause their so lame. :D

I'd never heard Junior's one so it's alright.

Chuck Norris knows of 300,000 and 1 ways to kill someone including killing a man with a leaf, pencile and a piece of laughy taffy.
 

Indy_Chic

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If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris, you may be only seconds away from death...:eek:

The Sahara wasn't always a desert, but one day Chuck Norris got thirsty...



I hope those were ok! I love this thread!!! Keep it going!(y)
 

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Chuck Norris once hit a guy so hard that the guys, cousin's, mother's, uncle's, son's, friend's, dentist's, sister's, aunt's, great grandfather's doctor felt it.
 

nezobiwan

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Ok I admit I read these ones on a t-shirt, but they're pretty funny.

Chuck Norris can swallow a rubik's cube and poop it out solved.
Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.
Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light because The Dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.
Before the Bogeyman goes to sleep, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.


Maybe I'll make an attempt at creating my own... maybe... I need more time to think.
 

indy34

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Whats wrong with me usually I find jokes that make absolutely no sense Hilarius but I don't even get a smirk with these ones:(
 

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indy34 said:
Whats wrong with me usually I find jokes that make absolutely no sense Hilarius but I don't even get a smirk with these ones:(


It's alright indy34 besides, it's a good thing you did'nt laugh or else Chuck Norris would have kicked your a$$. ;)

Oh and nezobiwan, those are great. (y)

Chuck Norris once had a bad hair day; it robbed three banks.
 

Aaron H

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3 are mine 1 is not.

Some people wear Superman pajamas, but Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.

The San Andreas Fault was originally called Chuck Norris' Fault, but they changed the name when it wasn't as powerful as they thought it was.

Chuck Norris knows the square root of Infinity.

Whenever a tornado rips through the mid-west it is because Chuck Norris sneezed in LA.
 

Violet

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An American friend of mine told me this one...

Did you know that Chuck Norris' tears can cure cancer? Too bad he doesn't cry.
 

Mr. Fusion

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I don't know if anyone's heard this one:

When Chuck Norris falls into a pond, he doesn't get wet. The water gets Chuck Norrised.

I wasn't sure how to spell that last word, so I hope everyone gets the joke.;)
 

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Violet Indy said:
An American friend of mine told me this one...

Did you know that Chuck Norris' tears can cure cancer? Too bad he doesn't cry.


I heard that one not too long ago! lol!

This one I sort of got off of a t-shirt only I 'Chuck Norrisized' it (;) ):

Heaven wont take Chuck Norris but Hell is afriad he'll take over!
 
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