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The Drifter

The Drifter

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Team Indy said:
A: Then they'd be in the wrong library to search for the scrolls, in which case, they'd have to go somewhere else.

Q: How many Indianas does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
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A: None. He has Mutt do it for him.

Q: How many dimples were on the asses of the Hovitos?
 
Team Indy

Team Indy

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A: No, sometimes they do live performances in Vegas as an extra supply of income.

Q: What if Sallah killed Mutt to protest Indy and Marion's marriage?
 
JCC1004

JCC1004

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A: Indy wouldn't give a damn because he tried to take his hat.


Q: Did Garth regret giving his hat to a kid?
 
Robyn

Robyn

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A: No, maybe he wanted a new one...

Q: Would you rather get punched by Marion or listen to Willie scream?
 
Agent Z

Agent Z

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A. Depends on what Willie's screaming about.... ;)


Q. Are you so anal and elitist in your own views of the film studio system to be put off by the irony that a much beloved "Indy" was created from a major like Paramount?
 
Team Indy

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A: Well, at least somebody made the Indy series!

Q: What if Indy and Willie had a baby, and Indy's long-lost daughter recognized Indy in the street and said she was his daughter?
 
Robyn

Robyn

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Team Indy said:
A: Well, at least somebody made the Indy series!

Q: What if Indy and Willie had a baby, and Indy's long-lost daughter recognized Indy in the street and said she was his daughter?
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A: Indy "Sorry, you must have the wrong guy.." *turns and runs as fast as he can*

Q: If Marion had a phobia what would it be?
 
JCC1004

JCC1004

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A: Naw, she found sallah and he divorced Faya and left his kids.

Q:Where is the right sleeve from Indy Kaki shirt now?
 
Rocket Surgeon

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Lonsome_Drifter said:
A: The village shaman kept it as a memento.

Q: How did Marion rip the damn steering wheel off from the duck?
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A: PMS Strength!

Q: Why did the Village Shahman hunt the mines for Indy's shirt sleeve and not the other stones?
 
JCC1004

JCC1004

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A: The Falcon, she's a the fastest hunk of junk in the State of Nevada.

Q: What is Indy's favorite sport?
 
The Drifter

The Drifter

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JCC1004 said:
A: The Falcon, she's a the fastest hunk of junk in the State of Nevada.

Q: What is Indy's favorite sport?
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A: Skirt chasing

Q: How does Indy get that sweat smell outta his fedora?
 
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