1. CHEERLEADERS! American women are the best of the best from all over the world!
2. You get to use your hands.
3. We don't need a goalie to defend our goal.
4. When the crowd gets mad, we don't whistle...
5. Helmets. Not as tough with helmets and pads eh? No one hits as fast and hard as an American Football player!
6.You don't get ejected from a game for stepping on someones toes.
7.Soccer is slow, (read more boring than Baseball...and I LOVE Baseball!)
8.Soccer is the most accessible game in the world yet it's still boring, fixed (corrupt) racist and violent, (read drunks and hooligans in the stands). Bunch of emos!
9.Soccer's version of action only allows for intermittent thrills, Football is geared to generate more dramatic plays with the downs system. There is always a thrill on third down you're on the edge of your seat when it's forth.
Punting and kickoffs are filled with anticipation of a big play as the teams tear into each other.
10.We don't care what you think of Football! Soccer cares, (sniff!)
...and I actually like soccer!