All I ever Really Needed to Know...(Indy Style)

Pilot

New member
47) Trouble always happens in a bar.
48) Even a guy in boots and a leather jacket can outrun a gang of murderous Hovitos.
49) Bring enough ammo.
50) It is better to bring a gun to a sword fight than a sword.
51) Avoid Thug temples.
 

Pale Horse

Moderator
Staff member
*bump

I think this would be a good time to remind ourselves of what we can truly learn from the Indy films....
 

Indyz Azn Gurl

New member
55) If you're all tied up with ropes, don't assume fire is the solution.

56) The pen IS mightier than the sword.

{{Awesome thread, yo. ^_^}}
 

Raffey

Member
57) If you want to get back at your dad, try naming yourself after the dog instead of after him.

58) Remember that woman who broke your heart umpteenth years ago? Burn her bar down when you reunite. It's a good way to get her tag along! :p

59) Sometimes its best to enter a club through the front door but leave out the window.
 

EvilDevo

Member
62) if a man wearing a fedora tells you to step where he steps... and not to touch anything: listen to him

63) if your friends are possessed... burn them

64) learning to fly a plane is apparantly EASY

65) so is landing one (on a hillside no less)
 

Aaron H

Moderator Emeritus
66) Going into the Lion's Den is sometimes the only way
67) All you have to do is squeeze
68) Read books instead of burning them
69) When there is nothing to fear that is when you should be scared.
70) Learn to speak tribal languages.
 

QueZTone

New member
72 ) If you're handsome and you've hit with your charms on a lady. Be alarmed. your dad could have been with her first.

73 ) Don't grab glowing-hot metal objects with your bare hands.

74 ) You can tell real Ming from a fake by looking for any cross-sections.

75 ) You're not out of Germany, until you're out of Germany.

76 ) Don't trust monkeys.

77 ) Don't trust people who eat flies.

78 ) Don't bring a bazooka if you need precision shooting.

79 ) Bring along a weigh-scaler if you're gonna obtain an idol from some old temple.
 

Raffey

Member
80) When you find yourself needing a whip to cross a deep pit and you have to trade a priceless gold idol to get it, you are getting punk'd.

81) Never accept a drink offered to you by your enemy.

82) Whenever you have to knock someone out and put on their clothes, chances are they'll always be a size too small!
 

Pale Horse

Moderator
Staff member
Devin_149 said:
63) if your friends are possessed... burn them

Don't you know it. :cool:

Aaron H said:
67) All you have to do is squeeze

I don't even want to ask...
:rolleyes:

83) When you start seeing finger necklaces on manequins, Labor Day is just around the corner...
 

Indyz Azn Gurl

New member
Aaron H said:
Oranges...uhhh, right...oranges.:D

Really?? I thought it was a banana. XD :p
LMAAO!! Ok my bad...hahaha...anyways...

84) When you're being lowered into a snake infested pit, tell your friends to go first.

85) Do NOT EVER jump up and down on a bridge, no matter how much you claim it's "strong".
 

Luckylighter

New member
87) Always have a stunt double on hand, just in case.

88) Johnnie Walker is not just a great whiskey to get you hammered, it's also a great bottle to hammer somebody's head with--ROTLA, Raven Bar scene

89) Blondes may have more fun, but Brunettes will patch you up when you're hurt (or slug you when you've been a jerk).

90) Don't knock out a German mechanic with the only blocks that are keeping the plane from moving.

91) Sometimes, a frying pan is all you need in a knife fight.

92) In Latin, Jehovah starts with an "I".
 
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