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I found this list of Indiana Jones facts. If anyone has heard of any other ones, feel free to add them to this list.
1. Indiana Jones can divide by zero
2. Indiana Jones doesn?t wear a watch. HE decides what time it is.
3. Indiana Jones knows the last digit of pi.
4. They once made a Indiana Jones toilet paper, but there was a problem: It wouldn't take crap from anybody.
5. Indiana Jones played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.
6. Indiana Jones ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.
7. There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Indiana Jones allows to live.
8. Google won't search for Indiana Jones because it knows you don't find Indiana Jones, he finds you.
9. Indiana Jones once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink.
10. The original title for Alien vs. Predator was Alien and Predator vs Indiana Jones. The film was cancelled shortly after going into preproduction. No one would pay nine dollars to see a movie fourteen seconds long.
11. If you spell Indiana Jones in Scrabble, you win. Forever.
12. When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Indiana Jones.
13. Indiana Jones is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.
14. According to Einstein's theory of relativity, Indiana Jones can actually roundhouse kick you yesterday.
15. Indiana Jones sleeps with a pillow under his gun.
16. Indiana Jones has the greatest Poker-Face of all time. He won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoloy card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO.
17. When Indiana Jones does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.
18. In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Indiana Jones could use to kill you, including the room itself.
19. Indiana Jones doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
20. We live in an expanding universe. All of it is trying to get away from Indiana Jones.
21. Indiana Jones invented black. In fact he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.
22. It takes Indiana Jones 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.
23. When Bruce Banner gets mad, he turns into the Hulk. When the Hulk gets mad, he turns into Indiana Jones.
24. If at first you don't succeed, you're not Indiana Jones.
25. Indiana Jones CAN believe it's not butter.
26. Indiana Jones never wet his bed as a child. The bed wet itself out of fear.
27. Human cloning is outlawed because if Indiana Jones were cloned, then it would be possible for an Indiana Jones roundhouse kick to meet another Indiana Jones roundhouse kick. Physicists theorize that this contact would end the universe.
28. Indiana Jones uses a night light. Not because Indiana Jones is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Indiana Jones.
29. Indiana Jones does not sleep. He waits.
30. When Indiana Jones plays Monopoly, it affects the actual world economy.
31. Indiana Jones' first job was as a paperboy. There were no survivors.
32. Aliens DO indeed exist. They just know better than to visit a planet that Indiana Jones is on.
33. There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Indiana Jones has allowed to live.
34. When Indiana Jones wants an egg, he cracks open a chicken.
35. Indiana Jones played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.
36. Indiana Jones crossed the road. No one has ever dared question his motives.
37. Indiana Jones once bet NASA he could survive re-entry without a spacesuit. On July 19th, 1999, a naked Indiana Jones re-entered the earth's atmosphere, streaking over 14 states and reaching a temperature of 3000 degrees. An embarrassed NASA publically claimed it was a meteor, and still owes him a beer.
38. Indiana Jones once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger, by yelling, "Bang!"
39. Everybody loves Raymond. Except Indiana Jones.
40. Chuck Norris is only afraid of one thing. Indiana Jones.
1. Indiana Jones can divide by zero
2. Indiana Jones doesn?t wear a watch. HE decides what time it is.
3. Indiana Jones knows the last digit of pi.
4. They once made a Indiana Jones toilet paper, but there was a problem: It wouldn't take crap from anybody.
5. Indiana Jones played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.
6. Indiana Jones ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.
7. There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Indiana Jones allows to live.
8. Google won't search for Indiana Jones because it knows you don't find Indiana Jones, he finds you.
9. Indiana Jones once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink.
10. The original title for Alien vs. Predator was Alien and Predator vs Indiana Jones. The film was cancelled shortly after going into preproduction. No one would pay nine dollars to see a movie fourteen seconds long.
11. If you spell Indiana Jones in Scrabble, you win. Forever.
12. When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Indiana Jones.
13. Indiana Jones is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.
14. According to Einstein's theory of relativity, Indiana Jones can actually roundhouse kick you yesterday.
15. Indiana Jones sleeps with a pillow under his gun.
16. Indiana Jones has the greatest Poker-Face of all time. He won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoloy card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO.
17. When Indiana Jones does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.
18. In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Indiana Jones could use to kill you, including the room itself.
19. Indiana Jones doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
20. We live in an expanding universe. All of it is trying to get away from Indiana Jones.
21. Indiana Jones invented black. In fact he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.
22. It takes Indiana Jones 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.
23. When Bruce Banner gets mad, he turns into the Hulk. When the Hulk gets mad, he turns into Indiana Jones.
24. If at first you don't succeed, you're not Indiana Jones.
25. Indiana Jones CAN believe it's not butter.
26. Indiana Jones never wet his bed as a child. The bed wet itself out of fear.
27. Human cloning is outlawed because if Indiana Jones were cloned, then it would be possible for an Indiana Jones roundhouse kick to meet another Indiana Jones roundhouse kick. Physicists theorize that this contact would end the universe.
28. Indiana Jones uses a night light. Not because Indiana Jones is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Indiana Jones.
29. Indiana Jones does not sleep. He waits.
30. When Indiana Jones plays Monopoly, it affects the actual world economy.
31. Indiana Jones' first job was as a paperboy. There were no survivors.
32. Aliens DO indeed exist. They just know better than to visit a planet that Indiana Jones is on.
33. There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Indiana Jones has allowed to live.
34. When Indiana Jones wants an egg, he cracks open a chicken.
35. Indiana Jones played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.
36. Indiana Jones crossed the road. No one has ever dared question his motives.
37. Indiana Jones once bet NASA he could survive re-entry without a spacesuit. On July 19th, 1999, a naked Indiana Jones re-entered the earth's atmosphere, streaking over 14 states and reaching a temperature of 3000 degrees. An embarrassed NASA publically claimed it was a meteor, and still owes him a beer.
38. Indiana Jones once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger, by yelling, "Bang!"
39. Everybody loves Raymond. Except Indiana Jones.
40. Chuck Norris is only afraid of one thing. Indiana Jones.