Stoo said:
Eat more
blueberries &
eggs!
(Seperately, of course.)
That would be like
green eggs and
ham.
I am Sam
I am Sam
Sam I am
That Sam-I-am
That Sam-I-am!
I do not like
that Sam-I-am
Do you like
Kingdom of the Crystal Ham
I do not like it,
Sam-I-am.
I do not like
Kingdom of the Crystal Ham.
Would you like it
Here or there?
I would not like it
here or there.
I would not like it
anywhere.
I do not like
Kingdom of the Crystal Ham.
I do not like it,
Sam-I-am
Would you like it
in a house?
Would you like it
with a mouse?
I do not like it
in a house.
I do not like it
with a mouse.
I do not like it
here or there.
I do not like it
anywhere.
I do not like Kingdom of the Crystal Ham.
I do not like it, Sam-I-am.
Would you watch it
in a box?
Would you watch it
with a fox?
Not in a box.
Not with a fox.
Not in a house.
Not with a mouse.
I would not watch it here or there.
I would not watch it anywhere.
I would not watch Kingdom of the Crystal Ham.
I do not like it, Sam-I-am.
Would you? Could you?
in a car?
Watch it! Watch it!
Here they are.
I would not ,
could not,
in a car
You may like it.
You will see.
You may like it
in a tree?
I would not in a tree.
I would not, could not in a tree.
Not in a car! You let me be.
I do not like it in a box.
I do not like it with a fox
I do not like it in a house
I do mot like it with a mouse
I do not like it here or there.
I do not like it anywhere.
I do not like Kingdom of the Crystal Ham.
I do not like it, Sam-I-am.
A train! A train!
A train! A train!
Could you, would you
on a train?
Not on a train! Not in a tree!
Not in a car! Sam! Let me be!
I would not, could not, in a box.
I could not, would not, with a fox.
I will not watch it with a mouse
I will not watch it in a house.
I will not watch it here or there.
I will not watch it anywhere.
I do not like it, Sam-I-am.
Say!
In the dark?
Here in the dark!
Would you, could you, in the dark?
I would not, could not,
in the dark.
Would you, could you,
in the rain?
I would not, could not, in the rain.
Not in the dark. Not on a train,
Not in a car, Not in a tree.
I do not like it, Sam, you see.
Not in a house. Not in a box.
Not with a mouse. Not with a fox.
I will not watch it here or there.
I do not like it anywhere!
You do not like
Kingdom of the Crystal Ham?
I do not
like it,
Sam-I-am.
Could you, would you,
with a goat?
I would not,
could not.
with a goat!
Would you, could you,
on a boat?
I could not, would not, on a boat.
I will not, will not, with a goat.
I will not watch it in the rain.
I will not watch it on a train.
Not in the dark! Not in a tree!
Not in a car! You let me be!
I do not like it in a box.
I do not like it with a fox.
I will not watch it in a house.
I do not like it with a mouse.
I do not like it here or there.
I do not like it ANYWHERE!
I do not like
Kingdom of the
Crystal Ham!
I do not like it,
Sam-I-am.
You do not like it.
SO you say.
Try it! Try it!
And you may.
Try it and you may I say.
Sam!
If you will let me be,
I already tried it.
You don?t see.
Say!
I don?t like Kingdom of the Crystal Ham!
I don?t!! I don?t like it, Sam-I-am!
And I wouldn?t watch it in a boat!
And I wouldn?t watch it with a goat...
And I won?t watch it in the rain.
Or in the dark. Or on a train.
Or in a car. Or in a tree.
It is so bad so bad you see!
So I won?t watch it in a box.
And I won?t watch it with a fox.
And I won?t watch it in a house.
And I won?t watch it with a mouse.
And I won?t watch it here and there.
Say! I won?t watch it ANYWHERE!
I do so dislike
Kingdom of the Crystal Ham!
Thank you!
Thank you,
Sam-I-am
(Dr. Seuss rocks!
)