Raiders of the Lost BALLS!

The Drifter

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Professor Henry Jones Sr.: "You left just when you were getting balls."-Last Crusade

Man: "Hitler is a nut on the subject. He is obssessed with the balls"-RotLA

Prime Minister: "The British do so worry about their balls"-ToD
 

Moedred

Administrator
Staff member
INDY - Why are you trying to ball us?
KAZIM - Because you're looking for the Holy Grail.
INDY - My father was looking for the Holy Grail. Did you ball him too?
 

eroc

New member
Major Eaton: Frankly, we're somewhat suspicious of Mr. Ravenwood, an American being mentioned so prominently in a secret Nazi cable.

Brody: Oh, rubbish. Ravenwood's no Nazi.

Colonel Musgrove: Well, what do the Nazis want him for then?

Indiana: Well, obviously, the Nazis are looking for the balls to Staff of Ra and they think Abner's got them.

Major Eaton: What exactly are the balls to the Staff of Ra?

Indiana: Well, the staff is just a stick. I don't know, about this big. Nobody really knows for sure how high. And it's...
[turns blackboard to blank side]

Indiana: it's, uh... it's capped with elaborate balls in the shape of the sun with a crystal in the center. And what you did was, you take the staff to a special room in Tanis, a balls room with miniature balls all laid out on the floor. And if you put the staff in a certain place at a certain time of day, the sun shone through here and made beam that came down on the balls here... and gave you the exact location of the Balls of the Souls.

Colonel Musgrove: Where the Balls of the Covenant was kept, right?.

Indiana: That's exactly what the Nazis are looking for.

Major Eaton: Now what do these balls look like?

Indiana: Uh... there's a picture of them right here.
[opens a book on the table]

Indiana: That's them.
[they all look at an illustration of the Hebrews devastating their enemy with their balls]

Major Eaton: Good God!

Brody: Yes, that's just what the Hebrews thought.

Colonel Musgrove: [pointing to a beam of light] Uh, now what's that supposed to be coming out of the balls?

Indiana: Lightning. Fire. Power of God or something.

Major Eaton: I'm beginning to understand Hitler's interest in this.

Brody: Oh, yes. The Bible speaks of the balls leveling mountains and laying waste to entire regions. An army which carries the balls before it... is invincible.
 

The Drifter

New member
Indiana: Do we need the monkey?
Marion: I'm surprised at you. Talking that way about our baby. He's got your looks, too.
Indiana: And your <b>balls</b>.

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Short Round: I'm very little! You <b>balls<b> very big!
 

DiscoLad

New member
Sallah: "They've loaded it onto some BALLS headed for Cairo.."
Indy: "BALLS, WHAT BALLS?!"

Lao Che-" You never told me you spoke BALLS"
Indy " only on special occasions"..

Lao Che"so...it's true, you found BALLS?"
Indy:"You know I did...last night one of your boys tried to get BALLS...without paying for them.."
Lao Che "You've insulted my BALLS!"
Indy: No...You've insulted mine..."
 

DiscoLad

New member
Indy: I'm BALLing, I'm BALLin
Marion: Well, whatever it is BALL it faster...

(not as good as the last one..)
 

DiscoLad

New member
(someone might have done this..)

Indy- My BALLS...Where's my BALLS?!
Willie- I burnt my BALLS and I broke a BALL!
 
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