Tag line competition for "The Raven Bar" Tag Line

Indyologist

Well-known member
OR

Welcome to the Raven. Got bullet wounds, whip scars, Ark burns or paper cuts from top secret government documents? Tell us about them!

And now, a commercial for the Raven:

A scruffy Mongolian in a funny hat that looks like an oven mitt wrapped around his head sits outside the Raven on a barrel. He swings his legs like a little boy, turns a
stubbly, scarred-up face toward the camera and sings....

(To the tune of "My Bologna Has a First Name")

My tavern has a first name,
It's R-A-V-E-N,
My tavern has a second name,
its "B" AND "A" AND "R",

I love to visit every day,
and if you ask me why I'll say...
Those Ravenheads can't stay away,
from I-N-D-I-A-N-A


The Raven. Where B-O-L-O-G-N-A makes damn good patches for black eyes.
 

philhos

New member
Re: OR

Indyologist said:
Welcome to the Raven. Got bullet wounds, whip scars, Ark burns or paper cuts from top secret government documents? Tell us about them!

And now, a commercial for the Raven:

A scruffy Mongolian in a funny hat that looks like an oven mitt wrapped around his head sits outside the Raven on a barrel. He swings his legs like a little boy, turns a
stubbly, scarred-up face toward the camera and sings....

(To the tune of "My Bologna Has a First Name")

My tavern has a first name,
It's R-A-V-E-N,
My tavern has a second name,
its "B" AND "A" AND "R",

I love to visit every day,
and if you ask me why I'll say...
Those Ravenheads can't stay away,
from I-N-D-I-A-N-A


The Raven. Where B-O-L-O-G-N-A makes damn good patches for black eyes.





Excellent! Do you write songs for 'Wierd Al' when you're not posting here?
 

Pale Horse

Moderator
Staff member
westford said:
Where did you dig up this old fossil, Horsey? :p

"If you want to be an archeologist, you have to get out of the library..."

Whoops wrong thread.

I've always swooned to that namesake, Westford. It endears me greatly too you.
 

Moedred

Administrator
Staff member
Any of these lines from Kasdan's Raiders script would do:
That does it! I've been patient with you no-goods long enough. I'm not open at 2 o'clock for myself, you know. It's all for you. And how do you repay me: Trouble and noise and blood on my floor! I won't have it. Everybody out! Out! Out! We're closed. Closed! Do your killing outside! And don't leave any bodies on the porch!
 

Violet

Moderator Emeritus
The Raven Bar- where shots are not always drinks...:p

The Raven Bar- Lead shots are our speciality, try one today!
 

DrHapgood

New member
What about the official tagline on the stickers displayed on crates in the Temple of the Forbidden Eye?

The Raven Bar - Stiff Drinks. Bullets Loaded.

(Next time I'm in the park as a Guest, I'll get a good picture.)
 
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