What are your Favourite Henry quotes?

This has probably been done before, so forgive me. I was wondering what everyone's favourite Henry quotes are.
Mine include:


"Our situation has not improved"

"Those people are trying to kill us!"
And
"It's a new experience for me."

"She talks in her sleep."

"The floors on fire, and the chair. It's spreading to the table now!"

And my favourite has to be:

"The quest for the Grail is not archaeology. It's a race against evil. It it is captured by the Nazi's, the armies of darkness will march all over the face of the earth. Do you understand me?"


What are everyone elses?

"Junior!" ( I crack up everytime Sean says this)


"I suddenly remembered my Charlemagne."


"I'm as human as the next man."

"My boy, we're pilgrims on an unholy land"

"I suddenly remembered my Charlemagne: Let my armies be the rocks and the trees and the birds in the sky"

"I should have mailed it to the Marx Brothers."

"This is intolerable!"

"I find that if I just sit down and think...
... the solution presents itself."

"What happens at eleven o'clock?"

"And in this sort of race, there's no silver medal for finishing second."

"It tells me that goose-stepping morons like yourself should try reading books instead of burning them."

"Oh yeah! Well who's gonna come rescue you, Junior?!"


"I didn't know you could fly!"


"Yes...It was rather wonderful."


[Edited by Indy4ever on 05-17-2003 at 01:49 pm]

Indy boards one of the motorboats and starts the motor.

HENRY: Would you say this has been just another typical day for you? Huh?

Henry tosses his suitcase at Indy who catches it and angrily throws it back at Henry.

INDY: Ooof No! I've got something better than boats.

Indy moves back to the dock and pushes the boat away. Henry looks confused.

INDY: Come on dad. . .come on.

HENRY: What about the boat? We're not going on the boat?

Henry: "They're trying to kill us"
Indy: " I KNOW, dad"
Henry: "This is a new experience for me"
Indy: "happens to me all the time"

These quotes might not be exactly correct, tell me if im wrong.

"Ships that pass in the night"

"This is intolerable!"

"We named the dog Indiana"

"It tells me that goose-stepping morons like yourself should try reading books instead of burning them."

"Well, they don't come any closer than that!"

"I'm sorry son... they got us."

"Our situation has not improved."
Yes. I know it's a repeat, but it's my favorite.

Henry: 14th century Ming Dynasty. (some century) Oh, it breaks the heart.
Indy: And the head.
Henry: Thank god...**Indy smiles**...it's fake! **Indy frowns** See, you can tell by the cross sections. **Tosses it**

Vogel: **Holding Elsa hostage** I'll kill her!
Henry: Oh yeah, go ahead!

Henry: I say, if we just sit down and...ahh!
**opens secret passage way**

Indy: Dad?
Henry: What?
Indy: Dad?!
Henry: What?!
Indy: Dad?!?!
Henry: What?!?!?!?!?!?!
Indy: Head for the fireplace!
Henry: Oh!!!

"You call this archeology?"

"It's War.....didn't I tell you it was a rescue? huh?"

"You know, sharing your adventures.....is an interesting experience."
"That's not all we share.....It's disgraceful you're old enough to be...her f...her grand father."
"Well, I'm as human as the next man."
"I was the next man."

(indy is complaining about henry's fathership skills)
"Actually, I was a wonderful father."

"I'm here, now......what would you like to talk about?"
cuts to indy
cuts to henry
cuts to indy
cuts to henry (look at his face....BWAHAHAHAHAH!!!)
back to indy
"hahahaha...I can't think of anything."

(herny explains the clues about the traps in the canyon)
"what does that mean?"
"I don't know...."

"How did you know she was a Nazi?"
"She talks in her sleep"

"marcus? you didn't drag poor marcus along did you? he's not up to the challenge!"

"THIS IS AN OBSESSION DAD!!! I NEVER UNDERSTOOD IT!!!! NEVER!!!! neither did mom." (note the 'keepign up with the joneses theme in the Background' )
"Oh yes she did...only too well.....unfortunitly, she kept her illness from me....all I could do was M her."

but really, everything between henry and indy is a classic line

00Kevin said:

[B"THIS IS AN OBSESSION DAD!!! I NEVER UNDERSTOOD IT!!!! NEVER!!!! neither did mom." (note the 'keepign up with the joneses theme in the Background' )
"Oh yes she did...only too well.....unfortunitly, she kept her illness from me....all I could do was M her."[/B]

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"All I could do was M her?" I'm not sure I understand, my friend...What happened to mourn?

mourn? that's not what I heard, perhaps I've seen to many SC bond films to immagine him in anyother way.......

00Kevin said:

mourn? that's not what I heard, perhaps I've seen to many SC bond films to immagine him in anyother way.......

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Script says "mourn." Why, what else would he have said?