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Old 02-27-2008, 03:20 AM   #76
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Sallah! I said no BALLS. Thar's five BALLS, can't you count?!
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Old 02-27-2008, 03:23 AM   #77
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You have ze balls in your pocket...

You dolt! You think my son would be that stupid? That he would bring my balls all the way back here!?
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Old 05-31-2008, 07:41 PM   #78
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"You were named after the balls?"
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Old 05-31-2008, 11:52 PM   #79
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"I don't think my BALLS came here for the milkshakes."

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Old 06-01-2008, 01:07 AM   #80
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Grain Night: "You have chosen. . .balls"

Sallah: Ah, BALLS! Paradise on earth!"
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Old 06-01-2008, 02:33 AM   #81
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"The balls, Lao. The deal was for the balls"
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Old 06-01-2008, 11:53 AM   #82
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Ah, dessert! Chilled monkey balls.
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Old 06-01-2008, 02:51 PM   #83
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Professor Henry Jones Sr.: "You left just when you were getting balls."-Last Crusade

Man: "Hitler is a nut on the subject. He is obssessed with the balls"-RotLA

Prime Minister: "The British do so worry about their balls"-ToD
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Old 06-01-2008, 06:11 PM   #84
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Please sit down before you fall down, we can at least behave like civilized balls.
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Old 06-02-2008, 08:30 PM   #85
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INDY - Why are you trying to ball us?
KAZIM - Because you're looking for the Holy Grail.
INDY - My father was looking for the Holy Grail. Did you ball him too?
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Old 06-02-2008, 09:40 PM   #86
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Major Eaton: Frankly, we're somewhat suspicious of Mr. Ravenwood, an American being mentioned so prominently in a secret Nazi cable.

Brody: Oh, rubbish. Ravenwood's no Nazi.

Colonel Musgrove: Well, what do the Nazis want him for then?

Indiana: Well, obviously, the Nazis are looking for the balls to Staff of Ra and they think Abner's got them.

Major Eaton: What exactly are the balls to the Staff of Ra?

Indiana: Well, the staff is just a stick. I don't know, about this big. Nobody really knows for sure how high. And it's...
[turns blackboard to blank side]

Indiana: it's, uh... it's capped with elaborate balls in the shape of the sun with a crystal in the center. And what you did was, you take the staff to a special room in Tanis, a balls room with miniature balls all laid out on the floor. And if you put the staff in a certain place at a certain time of day, the sun shone through here and made beam that came down on the balls here... and gave you the exact location of the Balls of the Souls.

Colonel Musgrove: Where the Balls of the Covenant was kept, right?.

Indiana: That's exactly what the Nazis are looking for.

Major Eaton: Now what do these balls look like?

Indiana: Uh... there's a picture of them right here.
[opens a book on the table]

Indiana: That's them.
[they all look at an illustration of the Hebrews devastating their enemy with their balls]

Major Eaton: Good God!

Brody: Yes, that's just what the Hebrews thought.

Colonel Musgrove: [pointing to a beam of light] Uh, now what's that supposed to be coming out of the balls?

Indiana: Lightning. Fire. Power of God or something.

Major Eaton: I'm beginning to understand Hitler's interest in this.

Brody: Oh, yes. The Bible speaks of the balls leveling mountains and laying waste to entire regions. An army which carries the balls before it... is invincible.
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Old 06-02-2008, 10:00 PM   #87
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Indiana: Do we need the monkey?
Marion: I'm surprised at you. Talking that way about our baby. He's got your looks, too.
Indiana: And your balls.

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Old 06-02-2008, 11:49 PM   #88
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"I believe in the grail, not balls"
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Old 06-03-2008, 11:19 AM   #89
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Indiana Jones, this is one night you'll never forget. This is the night I slipped right through your balls.
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Old 06-03-2008, 11:35 AM   #90
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Indiana Jones, this is one night you'll never forget. This is the night I slipped right through your balls.

LMAO! Best one yet!
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Old 06-03-2008, 02:52 PM   #91
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"What is this balls?"
"I grew up with balls"
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Old 06-03-2008, 09:15 PM   #92
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We've come to view the balls! (sorry, I had to.)
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Old 06-04-2008, 12:12 PM   #93
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It's not the years honey, it's the balls.
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Old 07-06-2008, 11:55 PM   #94
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Sallah(singing that song..) "I am the Monarch of the BALLS..."
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Old 07-07-2008, 12:10 AM   #95
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Sallah: "They've loaded it onto some BALLS headed for Cairo.."
Indy: "BALLS, WHAT BALLS?!"

Lao Che-" You never told me you spoke BALLS"
Indy " only on special occasions"..

Lao Che"so...it's true, you found BALLS?"
Indy:"You know I did...last night one of your boys tried to get BALLS...without paying for them.."
Lao Che "You've insulted my BALLS!"
Indy: No...You've insulted mine..."
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Old 07-14-2008, 05:24 PM   #96
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Indy: I'm BALLing, I'm BALLin
Marion: Well, whatever it is BALL it faster...

(not as good as the last one..)
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Old 07-15-2008, 12:40 AM   #97
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"Elsa. Give me your other balls, honey."
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Old 07-15-2008, 01:52 AM   #98
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The balls are mightier than the sword!
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Old 07-29-2008, 04:14 PM   #99
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(someone might have done this..)

Indy- My BALLS...Where's my BALLS?!
Willie- I burnt my BALLS and I broke a BALL!
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Old 08-04-2008, 12:15 AM   #100
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Was this thread made in '05 ?!
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