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Old 07-22-2009, 11:22 PM   #101
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Dietrich (screaming): WHAT ABOUT BALLS!?!
German Soldier: There's no trace yet sir

Irene, put everyone's BALLS on a list, in the order they arrived, and I'll see each and every one of them in turn."

“Throw me the pu$$y; I'll throw you the whip”
(sorry wrong thread)

They're worthless bronze BALLS Marion, are ya gonna give them to me?

He's got a two-day head-start on you, which is more than he needs.
Brody's got friends in every town and village from here to the Sudan.
He speaks a dozen languages, knows every local custom.
He'll blend in. Disappear. You'll never see him again. With any luck, he's got the BALLS already.

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Old 07-22-2009, 11:28 PM   #102
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Major Eaton: I assure you, Dr. Brody, Dr. Jones. We have top BALLS working on it right now.
Indy: Who?
Major Eaton: Top...BALLS.
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Old 07-22-2009, 11:44 PM   #103
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Fraulein Ravenwood...let me show you BALLS I am used to. BALLS!"
Take your BALLS off me, take your lousy BALLS off!
You don't need BALLS! I'll tell you everything!

Shoot them, Shoot them BALLS...

Indy there's something that bothers me...
What is it
The BALLS

My BALLS! I am so glad you are not dead!
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Old 07-23-2009, 09:59 AM   #104
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*Indy throws Vogel out of zeppelin. Passengers stare confused.*

Indy: No balls.
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Old 07-23-2009, 12:17 PM   #105
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Works on just one scene.


Grail Knight. "I knew you'd come...my balls has left me"

Donovan "It's more balls than I ever imagined....this certainly is the balls of the king of balls"

GK "He chose..... balls"

Elsa "It would not be made out of balls"

Indy "That's the balls of a carpenter."

GK "you have chosen wisely, but the balls cannot pass beyond the great balls..that is the boundary and the price of balls"

Could also throw in..."in latin, balls begins with an I"

"Balls marks the spot"

"How dare you kiss balls?!"

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Old 07-23-2009, 12:42 PM   #106
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Works on just one scene.
Yeah...THIS one:

Fraulein Ravenwood...let me show you BALLS I am used to. BALLS!"
Take your BALLS off me, take your lousy BALLS off!
You don't need BALLS! I'll tell you everything!
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Old 07-23-2009, 01:25 PM   #107
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"You want the BALLS , let her go!!!!"

"Drop them Dr. Jones!!! They will be found. YOU WON'T!!!!"
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Old 07-23-2009, 01:27 PM   #108
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"You want the BALLS , let her go!!!!"

"Drop them Dr. Jones!!! They will be found. YOU WON'T!!!!"

Nice BALLS my Brother!

I mean...Avatar!

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Old 07-23-2009, 05:32 PM   #109
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From KotCS:

Indy: This area is highly magnetized. Give me your bullets.

I didn't even need to substitute anything.
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Old 07-24-2009, 07:45 AM   #110
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Spalko: [to Mutt] You BALL like a young man, eager to begin, quick to finish.

Indiana Jones: How big?
Mutt Williams: Huge!
Indiana Jones: Good.
Mutt Williams: Good?
Indiana Jones: When it comes to BALLS, the bigger the better.

Indy: When they I get out of this I'm going to break your BALLS.

Mac: You broke my BALLS!

Indiana Jones: He's a good kid, Marion. You should get off his back about school.
Marion Ravenwood: Mutt, I mean...
Indiana Jones: Not everybody is BALLS out for it.

Indiana Jones: [stuck in quicksand] Oxley, don't just sit there. For God's sake, man. Go get Balls!
Professor 'Ox' Oxley: BALLS?
Indiana Jones: BALLS!
Professor 'Ox' Oxley: BALLS!
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Old 07-24-2009, 08:29 AM   #111
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Indy: Don't be a child, get balls to fight with.

Irina: Belief, Dr. Jones, is the balls you have yet to master.

Mac: Mate, I bet 500 balls that we get out of here alive. Ooh... let's make it 100.
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Old 07-24-2009, 09:53 AM   #112
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Chatter Lal: "And wasn't it the Sultan of Madagascar who threatened to cut your BALLS off if you ever returned to his country?"
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Old 07-24-2009, 09:58 AM   #113
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"I liked the Austrian BALLS better."

"So did I."
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Old 07-24-2009, 11:05 AM   #114
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Eel Eater: Ah, dessert! Chilled monkey Balls.

Shorty:Hey, lady! You call him Dr. Balls!
Indiana Jones: *My* professional name.

Indiana: Shorty grab my Balls!
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Old 07-24-2009, 09:41 PM   #115
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Indy: "Short balls!"
Short Round: "What, Indy?!"
Indy: "Not Short Round; short balls!"
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Old 08-05-2009, 07:33 PM   #116
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Indy tosses Vogel out of the Zeppelin

Indy: "No Balls!"
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Old 08-12-2009, 08:41 AM   #117
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Shorty: Balls, I love you!

Marion: Let go of my balls, you rotten, Russkie, son of a-

Marion: So, are you still leaving a trail of human balls behind, or have you retired?

Marion: Oh, you thought I couldn't have some balls without you! And some damn good balls!
Indy: Marion-
Marion: Some damn good balls!

Dovchenko: Oh, for love of balls! Shut the hell up!
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Old 08-14-2009, 12:55 AM   #118
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"Balls? Why did it have to be balls?"


*sees dead monkey* "Bad balls."


"It's a transmitter. It's a radio for speaking with balls! And it's within my reach!"


"They will make you drink from the balls of Kali Ma..."
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Old 08-18-2009, 08:44 PM   #119
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Indy tosses Vogel out of the Zeppelin

Indy: "No Balls!"
Und zhis is how ve say good balls in Germany, Dr Jones.
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Old 08-19-2009, 02:55 AM   #120
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Indy: Do you wear your balls to bed?
Willie: Yes... and nothing else. Does that ball you?
Indy: Nothing balls me. I'm a scientist.
Willie: What sorts of things do you study? Nocturnal balls?
Indy: Primitive sexual balls.
Willie: You'll be back here in five balls.
Indy: You'll be in my room in five balls, Princess.

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Old 08-19-2009, 10:38 PM   #121
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Sallah and Indy: They're digging in the wrong BALLS.

Sallah: Bad BALLS.

Henry Jones SR.: Elsa never really believed in the BALLS.
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Old 08-20-2009, 12:50 AM   #122
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Sallah and Indy: They're digging in the wrong BALLS.

Sallah: Bad BALLS.
Sorry I didn't know those were already posted. These are funny. There isn't much left I'm afraid.

Donovan: It doesn't reveal the location of the BALLS I'm afraid.

I thought of that while I was typing afraid.
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Old 08-23-2009, 02:52 AM   #123
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Indy: Do you wear your balls to bed?

Heh. Excellent.
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Old 08-25-2009, 02:20 PM   #124
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Heh. Excellent.

Thanks!

Willie: Anything balls!

Sallah: Balls. Very dangerous. You go first.

The following will probably be the most horrible edited quote in this thread.

Indy: You're not from around here, are you?
Irina: And where would you say I'm from, Dr. Jones?
Indy: Well, judging by the way you use those balls, I'd say eastern Ukraine.

If I offended you, then please tell me to delete it.

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Old 08-25-2009, 02:48 PM   #125
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Indy: Well, judging by the way you use those balls, I'd say eastern Ukraine.
Should be "judging by the way you're sinking your teeth into those balls..."
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