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Old 05-15-2008, 07:01 PM   #1
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Indiana Jones and the Attempt to Tell Temple of Doom from Memory Thread

Indiana Jones and the Attempt to Tell Temple of Doom from Memory

The sequel to No Ticket's thread, the retelling of Raiders' prequel. Not Ticket was bored and had often said that he'd seen the films so many times that he could just recite them from memory. Well this thread puts me and all of you to the TEST! Basically, just post lines from the movie in chronological order from the very beginning of the film all the way to the end. We're gonna trust you guys here, it's just a forum... getting it exactly right by cheating will not impress anyone here.
That being said, it's okay if you just watched the movie recently. If you can't remember the next line, do your best to guess it or go to the next line you do remember (unless it's like in the middle of the film when we are at the beginning). Feel free to correct others on how wrong they got a line.
Here goes nuthin'.

Shangai, 1935.
Chinese melodical singing, and such. Then, finally in English, Willie says
"Anything Goes!"
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Old 05-15-2008, 07:02 PM   #2
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Old 05-15-2008, 07:04 PM   #3
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Indy sits down in front of Lao and says something in Japanese or Chinese.

Lao: "You never told me you spoke my language Dr.Jones."

indy "Only on special ocaitions."
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Old 05-15-2008, 07:05 PM   #4
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Please, one character's lines at a time.
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Old 05-15-2008, 07:06 PM   #5
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"So. It is true. You found Nurhachi."
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Old 05-15-2008, 07:10 PM   #6
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You got it WillKill

You know I did, last night one of your boys tried to Nurhachi, without paying for it."
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Old 05-15-2008, 07:12 PM   #7
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Old 05-15-2008, 07:13 PM   #8
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"You've insulted my son."
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Old 05-15-2008, 07:24 PM   #9
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Old 05-15-2008, 07:39 PM   #10
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*something shouted in Mandarin*

Willie approaches the table.
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Old 05-15-2008, 11:29 PM   #11
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Willie: "Lao---aren't you going to introduce me?"
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Old 05-16-2008, 06:35 AM   #12
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"This is Willie Scott. This is Indiana Jones. Famous archaeologist."
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Old 05-16-2008, 10:31 AM   #13
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Willie: I thought archaeologist were those funny little men in hats, searching for thier mommies."

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Old 05-16-2008, 10:36 AM   #14
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"Mummies."
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Old 05-16-2008, 06:10 PM   #15
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Dr. jones found Nurhaci for us. And he is going to deliver him now!
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Old 05-16-2008, 06:12 PM   #16
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"Say, who is this nur-HACHI?!"
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Old 05-16-2008, 10:47 PM   #17
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"Put the gun away, Sonny. I suggest you give me what you owe me. Or anything goes."


Lao Che slides a bag of coins to him on a lazy Susan.

"The diamond, Lao. The deal was for the diamond."

He slides the coins back. Lao puts a handkerchief on the table with a glass of champagne and slides it to Indy.

"Open it."
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Old 05-16-2008, 11:16 PM   #18
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Willie opens it to find the diamond.

"Oh, Lao."

Indy sticks Willie in the side with the fork.

"Owe."

She drops the diamond into Indy's hand.

Indy raises the glass of champange to toast Lao.

"To your very good health."

Willie jumps up causes Indy to spill some of it before he can take a drink.

"Lao, he put a hole, he put two holes in my dress from Paris."

"Sit Down."

She does and Indy pushes her chair to Lao's side of the table with his leg.

"Now, You bring me Nurhachi."
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Old 05-17-2008, 02:47 AM   #19
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*Indy calls a waiter over who brings the urn... waiter reveals a gun under the tray*

Indiana: "Good service they've got here."

Willie: "Hey, that's not a waiter!"

Indiana: "Wu Han's an old friend, we go way back."

*Indy spins the little thing around with Nurhachi with that awesome John Williams music*

Lao Che: "Nurhachi, first emperor of Monchew dynasty" (or something like that)

*Dr. Jones raises his glass*

Indiana: "Welcome home old boy."

*Indy drinks*

Lao Che: "Hahahahahhaaha. And now, you give me the diamond Dr. Jones."

Indiana: "Hahaha. Why would I wanna go and do something like that."

Lao Che: "You give me the diamond and I'll give you.. antidote."

Indiana: "To WHAT?"

Lao Che: "Hahaha. The poison, you just drank Dr. Jones!! hahahaha"

*Indy swirls his finger in the glass*

Lao Che: "Better hurry, the poison works fast Dr. Jones!!"

*Indy gives Lao back the diamond*

Indy: "Now... the antidote."

Lao Che: [????]

*Indy grabs Willie*

Indy & Willie: "LAO!"

Lao Che: "Hahahaha... you keep the girl! I find another!"

*bottle corks pop and a gun shot goes off Wu-Han is revealed to be hit*


And where the heck is my credit in the first post! You know, "Thanks to No Ticket for this awesome idea since he totally started the Raiders thread!!"
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Old 05-17-2008, 07:06 AM   #20
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Wu han raises his serving tray to show a gun pointed at Lao.

Lao stops laughing and notices.

"Good service here."
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Old 05-17-2008, 11:20 AM   #21
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Quote:
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*Indy calls a waiter over who brings the urn... waiter reveals a gun under the tray*

Indiana: "Good service they've got here."

Willie: "Hey, that's not a waiter!"

Indiana: "Wu Han's an old friend, we go way back."

*Indy spins the little thing around with Nurhachi with that awesome John Williams music*

Lao Che: "Nurhachi, first emperor of Monchew dynasty" (or something like that)

*Dr. Jones raises his glass*

Indiana: "Welcome home old boy."

*Indy drinks*

Lao Che: "Hahahahahhaaha. And now, you give me the diamond Dr. Jones."

Indiana: "Hahaha. Why would I wanna go and do something like that."

Lao Che: "You give me the diamond and I'll give you.. antidote."

Indiana: "To WHAT?"

Lao Che: "Hahaha. The poison, you just drank Dr. Jones!! hahahaha"

*Indy swirls his finger in the glass*

Lao Che: "Better hurry, the poison works fast Dr. Jones!!"

*Indy gives Lao back the diamond*

Indy: "Now... the antidote."

Lao Che: [????]

*Indy grabs Willie*

Indy & Willie: "LAO!"

Lao Che: "Hahahaha... you keep the girl! I find another!"

*bottle corks pop and a gun shot goes off Wu-Han is revealed to be hit*


And where the heck is my credit in the first post! You know, "Thanks to No Ticket for this awesome idea since he totally started the Raiders thread!!"

Wu-Han falls. Plates crash to the floor.

Wu-Han: Indy!. . .I followed you on many adventures. But, to the unknown; I go first, Indy!"
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Old 05-17-2008, 11:40 AM   #22
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Skipped "Games not over Lao! Antidote!"
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Old 05-17-2008, 01:13 PM   #23
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Yeah and when Wu Han falls and Indy grabs he says

Wu Han: "Indy?!"

Indy: "Don't worry Wu Han I'll get you outa here."

Wu Han: "Not this time Indy, I followed you on many adventure, but into the great unkown mystery, I go first Indy." and then
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Old 05-17-2008, 04:25 PM   #24
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Indy gently lays Wu Han down dead on the table

Lao Che: "Don't be sad Dr Jones. You will soon be joining him."

The trio build up laughter as Indy controls his anger and stands up, dazed and staggering
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Old 05-17-2008, 04:35 PM   #25
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I'm not sure what Lao's son says "You need a drink, Dr.Jones?! Hahaha!"

Indy grabs a kabob and thrusts it into Lao's other sons chest.
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