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Old 07-22-2005, 07:56 PM   #1
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Ask a Stupid Indy Question, Get a Stupid Indy Answer

Not sure if this has done before on here...

First, you ask a question, then someone answers with a.. sort of funny answer, hence the name.

Like this:

Q. Why does Indy hate being called "Jr."?

Next person:

A. Because dog names are so much more hero-like. (sorry, best I could do on short notice)
Then they post the next question.

I guess I'll start...

Q. Why does Indy hate snakes so much?
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Old 07-23-2005, 12:47 AM   #2
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A. In Last Crusade young Indy fell into a container full of snakes on the Circus Train.

Q. Why does Elsa talk in her sleep?
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Old 07-23-2005, 10:38 AM   #3
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Vogel you did that intentionally, didn't you?

A: I don't know, but I wouldn't mind getting an opportunity to find out!

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Old 07-24-2005, 01:49 AM   #4
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A: It would just be wrong if he drooled over himself during class.

Q: Why does Indy wear a leather jacket in the jungle?
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Old 07-26-2005, 12:09 AM   #5
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A: Since it got taken from him in the temple, he hadn't taken it off since, and it got stuck.

Q: Why is Indy so unfair to the big guy with the big sword?
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Old 07-26-2005, 01:53 AM   #6
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A: because he can't be bothered

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Old 07-26-2005, 02:00 AM   #7
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A: I don't know, but I wouldn't mind getting an opportunity to find out!

Q: Why does Indy hate being called "Jr."?
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Old 07-26-2005, 11:30 AM   #8
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A: Would you want to be a kid and be called Henry?

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Old 07-26-2005, 10:36 PM   #9
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A: Sallah get's Indy's leftovers in the bedroom.

Q: Why would he wear a leather jacket in a jungle when it is 120 degrees?


A. He's Indiana Jones! And without the leather it looks bad!

Q. Why would Indy be wearing a long sleeved shirt in a desert area?

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Old 07-26-2005, 10:50 PM   #10
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A. He's Indiana Jones! And without the leather it looks bad!

Q. Why would Indy be wearing a long sleeved shirt in a desert area?


A. Because deserts can get very cold at night and Indy's always prepared.

Q. Why did Marcus get lost in his own museum?
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Old 07-27-2005, 12:21 AM   #11
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A: cause he's a complete idiot in areas of common sence
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Old 07-30-2005, 11:57 AM   #12
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A. He needed a trademark

Q. Why does Indy not stick with the same gun?
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Old 07-30-2005, 02:52 PM   #13
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A. He needed a trademark

Q. Why does Indy not stick with the same gun?

A. Easy come easy go!

Q. How come Indy needs sidekicks?
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Old 08-07-2005, 04:09 PM   #14
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A: Because their imperfectness supports Indy's self-esteem.

Q: Where did Short Round got his name from (not in reality - it was a dog I know - in the movie?

Cool thread by the way!!!
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Old 06-11-2006, 12:47 PM   #15
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A: He was a very small, fat baby.

Q: What's with Indy's occasional lisp?
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Old 07-02-2007, 12:31 AM   #16
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A: in the last crusade elsa bit a part of his lip off

Q:where does short round dissapear to after TEMPLE?
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Old 07-02-2007, 12:32 AM   #17
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A: He was a very small, fat baby.

Q: What's with Indy's occasional lisp?



ive noticed that i really want to no!!!!
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Old 07-10-2007, 01:34 AM   #18
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A. He really liked the fudge snack cakes. Mmmm...

Q: Why does Indiana choose to carry a WHIP of all things?

EDIT: (Oh I didn't realize it was a two pager, lol)


A: Short Round probably got himself a girlfriend and quit hanging around some dirty archaeologist.

Q: Same as the one I tried to ask before. lol.
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Old 07-11-2007, 01:42 AM   #19
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A: Because it scares away the snakes!

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Old 07-31-2007, 01:49 PM   #20
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A: The guy rarely shaves, can ya imagine how he smells?

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Old 05-31-2008, 07:50 PM   #21
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A: cuz when he was a child he had a pet rat named, Lulu, and when Lulu died he had nightmares about Lulu coming back to eat him, ever since he's had a fear of rats."

Q: What is Indy's darkest secret?
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Old 05-31-2008, 07:57 PM   #22
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A: He lost that day, but he doesn't have to like it.

Q: Why doesn't anyone get bruises or sores or blackeyes or swollen lips from getting hit?
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Old 05-31-2008, 08:27 PM   #23
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A: People didnt get those back then.

Q: Does America still have the Ark?
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Old 05-31-2008, 08:35 PM   #24
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A: I thought we settled that. The Ark is somewhere very safe.

Q: From whom?
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Old 05-31-2008, 08:39 PM   #25
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A: Vampires.

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