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Robyn

Robyn

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MaverickKing said:
A - Spalko: "What's that?"
Indy: "The Ark of the Covenant."
Spalko: "Are you sure?"
Indy: "Pretty sure."

Q - What if City of Gods had been made instead of Kingdom of the Crystal Skull?
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A: I would have been a million times happier!

Q: Did they ever let Marion have a bathroom break when she was tied to that pole all day?
 
Dr Bones

Dr Bones

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Robyn said:
A: I would have been a million times happier!

Q: Did they ever let Marion have a bathroom break when she was tied to that pole all day?
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A. No...that's why Indy told her not to look...:sick:

Q. What if the grail diary had been sent to the Marx bothers?
 
Team Indy

Team Indy

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A: Chico: We'll be millionaires!
Groucho: Not yet, Chico. First, we have to find the grail. It's in Hatay. That's right next to us.
Chico: Hatay isn't next to us.
Groucho: Then we'll form the government of Hatay in Canada!
Harpo: (chases Elsa Schneider around before being kicked in the balls)

Q: What if Elsa Schneider met Pamela Anderson?
 
Dr Bones

Dr Bones

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Team Indy said:
A: Chico: We'll be millionaires!
Groucho: Not yet, Chico. First, we have to find the grail. It's in Hatay. That's right next to us.
Chico: Hatay isn't next to us.
Groucho: Then we'll form the government of Hatay in Canada!
Harpo: (chases Elsa Schneider around before being kicked in the balls)

Q: What if Elsa Schneider met Pamela Anderson?
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A. She'd show her how they do mouth to mouth in Austria. :p

Q. What if Indy had more fond memories of the cat?
 
MaverickKing

MaverickKing

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A: Boycott.

Q: What if Indiana Jones 5 was subtitled Raiders of the Jurassic Park, and featured Indy on Isla Nublar fighting resurrected dinosaurs and Nazi supermen?
 
Meerkat

Meerkat

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A: Lucas and Spielberg are desperate for money.
Q: Why can't I think of anything to ask?

Dr Bones said:
A. It would look like a meerkat.
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Are you trying to tell me something here?
 
Rocket Surgeon

Rocket Surgeon

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Team Indy said:
A: Because you're too busy planning Indy and Irina's wedding.
Q: What if Marion gave birth to a fish?
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A:Indy V would be Indiana Jones and The Creature from the Raven Lagoon

Q: Will there be an Indy V?
 
Dr Bones

Dr Bones

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Rocket Surgeon said:
A:Indy V would be Indiana Jones and The Creature from the Raven Lagoon

Q: Will there be an Indy V?
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A. Nobody wants to see Indy V...so they are making Mutt Jones and the rapers of childhood.

Q. Why did Henry's beard change so much from shot to shot in TLC?
 
Team Indy

Team Indy

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A: He's so intelligent, he can mentally change his beard at will. And you know he has to look good!

Q: Why is Henry Jones Sr. so awesome?
 
The Drifter

The Drifter

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A: It was a typo when I first registered for this forum, and now I have grown to liking it.

Q: What sounds do you hear?
 
JCC1004

JCC1004

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A: Because he's as old as that ancient oak he always sits under.

Q: Does Wille still have an attraction to the maharaja even thoguh he's a kid?
 
Team Indy

Team Indy

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A: No, see Temple of Doom. Her attraction vanished as soon as she finds out his age.

Q: Why doesn't Indy ever go to Finland?
 
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