Cute Joke

An Irishman, a Mexican and a Blonde Guy were doing construction work on scaffolding on the 20th floor of a building.

They were eating lunch and the Irishman said, "Corned beef and cabbage! If I get corned beef and cabbage one more time for lunch, I'm going to jump off this building."

The Mexican opened his lunch box and exclaimed, "Burritos again! If I get burritos one more time I'm going to jump off, too."

The blonde opened his lunch and said, " Bologna again! If I get a bologna sandwich one more time, I'm jumping too."

The next day, the Irishman opened his lunch box, saw corned beef and cabbage, and jumped to his death.


The Mexican opened his lunch, saw a burrito, and jumped, too.

The blonde guy opened his lunch, saw the bologna and jumped to his death as well.

At the funeral, the Irishman's wife was weeping.She said, "If I'd known how really tired he was of corned beef and cabbage, I never would have given it to him again!"

The Mexican's wife also wept and said, "I could have given him tacos or enchiladas! I didn't realize he hated burritos so much."

Everyone turned and stared at the blonde's wife. The blonde's wife said,

"Don't look at me. He makes his own lunch"

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I've heard that one before...

Anyway, here's a joke I heard a while ago...

A man and his wife were practising golf in their backyard. The man tells her, "Whatever you do, don't hit the ball into the neighbours's windows." She swings and yes, the ball hits the window. So the man and his wife go over to apologise. The door is open and they go inside. They go into the room where the broken window is and there is a strangely dressed man sitting crossed legged at te window as if meditating. The man goes up to the strange neighbour seated on the floor and apologies for breaking the window.

The strange neighbour answers, "There is no need to apologise, for I am a genie and when your wife broke the glass she set me free so now I shall grant three wishes- one for you, one for your wife and one for me. What do you wish for?"

Husband:"A new car."

Wife:"A wallet that is always full of cash."

Genie:"Both wishes granted."

The Man and his wife try to leave before the genie does but the genie says, "You must grant my wish before yours are granted. My wish is to sleep with your wife."
The man and wife after much deliberation go with this. After the wife grants the genie his "wish", he asks her the age of her husband. She answers, "35, why?". The genie answers, "And he still believes in genies?"

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In the late days of WW II, The Fuhrer of Germany is on a drive in the German countryside with his chaffeur, and suddenly, a swine rushes onto the road out of nowhere. The driver tries to swerve, but no luck, the animal hits the bumper and falls still on the road.

"Mein gott, let me just move this carcass away from the road and we can continue, Mein Fuhrer..." the chaffeur says, but then his passenger protests.

"Nein, good man! This animal belongs to the people probably in that farmhouse, and we don't leave without making up for it! You go immediately there and tell them what happened and pay whatever they ask for it!"

"Ja, Mein Fuhrer!"

It takes the chaffeur quite a long while and Adolf already starts to get bored, when the man finally returns, shaking his head.

"Mein Fuhrer, that house is full of crazies!" he states. "At the moment I stepped in, they started celebrating like the war was over!"

"Now that is very strange! What did you do?"

"Nothing, mein Fuhrer! I just stepped in, raised my hand in a greeting and said: 'Sieg Heil, the pig is dead!'"

That was a good one!LOL.

Haha those are pretty good jokes! Best of all, I hadn't even heard of any of those. I wish I had a good one to share.

At the risk of offending our pc people, I do believe (if I remember my jr. high humor) the orignal joke is not "a blond guy" but a polish guy . . .the joke is a lot more entertaining that way.

I have this one. A panda walks into a bar and asks for some beer and crisps. He eats and drinks and then gets out a gun and shoots the bartender. When he walks out a man runs up to him and says "what did you do that for."
The panda replies "well im a panda aren't i, look it up in the dictionairy."
He throws him a dictionairy and it says under panda: eats, shoots and leaves.

There is no way that I am going to be able to translate this one to Serbian.

Doctorjones said:

I have this one. A panda walks into a bar and asks for some beer and crisps. He eats and drinks and then gets out a gun and shoots the bartender. When he walks out a man runs up to him and says "what did you do that for."
The panda replies "well im a panda aren't i, look it up in the dictionairy."
He throws him a dictionairy and it says under panda: eats, shoots and leaves.

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Hey, isn't there a book called, "Eats, Shoots and Leaves"?

Doctorjones said:

eats, shoots and leaves.

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There shouldn't be a comma there...

Finn said:

There shouldn't be a comma there...

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That's the whole point of the joke. It should say eats shoots and leaves. But instead it says eats, shoots and leaves. Implying that pandas eat, shoot and leave.