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Nurhachi1991

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A:Because everyone knows midget dont fly!





Q: Why did Laco Che tell Indy he poisoned him instead of just letting him die?
 

Henry Jones Jr.

New member
Nurhachi1991 said:
A:Because everyone knows midget dont fly!





Q: Why did Laco Che tell Indy he poisoned him instead of just letting him die?
A: Cuz he's an idiot.


Q: What if Indy was hungry and ate all of the Sankara Stones?
 

agent_dork

New member
A: he get fat

Q: when idny says "oh i belive sister thats why im down here" does he realy belive and his he realy "down here"?
 

indythecat

New member
Rayder said:
A: No, his head is too Big.
Q: Did the Grail Knight ever die?

A: Yes, but it was Amatuer Night at the comedy club so he still lives.
Q: Indiana Jones always carries 3 items in his pocket. What are they?
 

The Drifter

New member
A- Get her tubes tied after seeing the last one

Q- If there was an idol on top of Mount Everest. How would Indy go about getting it?
 

DiscoLad

New member
Climb, Of course!

Q: If Indy had died in the First movie from a freak Chess game Accident what would happen?
 

indythecat

New member
DiscoLad said:
Climb, Of course!

Q: If Indy had died in the First movie from a freak Chess game Accident what would happen?


A: Belloq would have stepped out from behind a curtain and said," Checkmate, Dr. Jones!" Then everyone would have gone to see Rene Belloq and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull this summer.

Q: The headpiece of Ra is burned onto Toht's right hand. What's burned onto his left?
 

indythecat

New member
The Golden Idol said:
A: A Luke Skywalker action figure.

Q: Why does Indy wear pants?


A: To hide his treasure.:eek:

Q: Is there any way Indy could have dispatched a Nazi motorcyclist that would have made his dad smile?
 
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