If a huge bald german guy picks on you...give him is props.
Fedoras are like boomarangs.
Don't forget your ticket when flying Zeppelin airways.
Remember your Charlemagne.
Don't call anyone Junior.
In the dark, whips look a lot like snakes.
Girls can really drink!
The song "Anything goes" sucks in other languages too.
It's not the years, it's the mileage.
Bronze medalions get hot when in burning bars.
If facing an angry cobra...best do it from behind glass.
There's nothing you can posess that someone cannot steal.
First date?? Check the monkey.