Henry W Jones
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I like KOTCS but this is hilarious!!!!!
All of these trailers are good for some laughs!!
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Ha ha ha ha ha ha! OMG that is EPIC! Soooo funny!fenris said:They could tackle some of these points for an Honest Trailer of Raiders...
1. Why do the hovitos have bad aim?
2. How come in the cairo fight scenes not one attacker had a gun? They supply guns to people in a bar, but not to those who are tasked with killing Indy???
3. Why don't the guys carrying the baskets attack Indy after he topples their baskets and wares all over? In reality, he would've been beaten up.
4. In the truck chase, while Indy is hanging in front of the truck, why don't they just shoot Indy?
Now what else can we add that Honest Trailer could use and exagerate?
I don't LOVE "Skull" but this video is stupid for multiple reasons, with the absolute dumbest part being this:Henry W Jones said:I like KOTCS but this is hilarious!!!!!
Stoo said:"So disappointing, it's best moments are references to the previous movies."
...and it shows a clip of the snake/sandpit scene! "BEST moments"? For me, that was one of the WORST moments!
Stoo said:I don't LOVE "Skull" but this video is stupid for multiple reasons, with the absolute dumbest part being this:
"So disappointing, it's best moments are references to the previous movies."
...and it shows a clip of the snake/sandpit scene! "BEST moments"? For me, that was one of the WORST moments!
The mentality of morons who make sh*t like this boggles my mind. Why would someone spend the time & effort to put together a video about something they hate so much? Who are the unshaved, overweight, pimple-popping, nose-picking, sweat-smelling douchebags who made this?
P.S. This thing was posted somewhere else at The Raven but I don't remember where.
Stoo said:I don't LOVE "Skull" but this video is stupid for multiple reasons, with the absolute dumbest part being this:
"So disappointing, it's best moments are references to the previous movies."
...and it shows a clip of the snake/sandpit scene! "BEST moments"? For me, that was one of the WORST moments!
The mentality of morons who make sh*t like this boggles my mind. Why would someone spend the time & effort to put together a video about something they hate so much? Who are the unshaved, overweight, pimple-popping, nose-picking, sweat-smelling douchebags who made this?
P.S. This thing was posted somewhere else at The Raven but I don't remember where.
I guess so!Montana Smith said:They thought it was so bad that the best bits were the snake/sandpit scene.
It's hard to tell, especially when they bash Karen Allen for not looking the same as she did when she was younger.Henry W Jones said:They poke at films they like as well. They probably do it for fun and not out of hate.
Heh. Would a 'fanboy' say that "Last Crusade" & "Crystal Skull" are lame? They are and so is this video. Even more lame are your insults which are duller than all 3 of those things put together.replican't said:Thanks Stoo - can always rely on you to prove the rule that fanboys gotta fanboy.
For the rest of us who have sanity on our side, this honest trailer is spot on.
replican't said:All these hilariously angry, disappointed reviews actually make me wanna go watch the film even more.
replican't said:I'm one of those who loves the film and doesn't give a toss about the cgi.
replican't said:I really like the new Indiana Jones film.
replican't said:There are LOTS of moments scattered throughout the film that shine like jewels in the night. Sprinkles of Spielberg magic, if you will. Take the quicksand scene, when Marion tells Indy Mutt is his son and the perilous music thats been swelling around them, well it just.....dies. Silence. In that vaccuum, you feel the weight of her words on Indy as they sink(!) in, followed by the visual one-two of the ground beneath him crumbling, the vortex sucking him down further. Genius. Little touches like that are the ones I hang my hat on with happiness.
If you say so but I beg to differ. "Ad nauseum"? I've only used those quotes once (maybe twice) before. Regardless, I have never, ever professed a love for Indy 4 nor called it "genius", whereas you have.replican't said:I was mentally disturbed when I wrote those posts and now I'm not quite so banana fruitloop.
You should contact these Honest Trailer guys and ask to write for them. They could use your brilliant "farts on toast" line when/if they do one for "Last Crusade".replican't said:Deal with, fanboy.
Exactly why your opinions aren't worth your methane spread...they dissipate in the wind of public opinion.replican't said:... most people like it well enough...