Chuck Norris!
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Some jokes I found...
There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.
Remember the Soviet Union? They decided to quit after watching a DeltaForce marathon on Satellite TV.
Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.
Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.
When you say "no one's perfect", Chuck Norris takes this as a personal insult.
Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun.
Godzilla is a Japanese rendition of Chuck Norris' first visit to Tokyo.
The 11th commandment is “Thou shalt not **** off Chuck Norris” This commandment is rarely enforced, as it is impossible to accomplish.
There are no such things as tornadoes. Chuck Norris just hates trailer parks.
There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.
Remember the Soviet Union? They decided to quit after watching a DeltaForce marathon on Satellite TV.
Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.
Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.
When you say "no one's perfect", Chuck Norris takes this as a personal insult.
Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun.
Godzilla is a Japanese rendition of Chuck Norris' first visit to Tokyo.
The 11th commandment is “Thou shalt not **** off Chuck Norris” This commandment is rarely enforced, as it is impossible to accomplish.
There are no such things as tornadoes. Chuck Norris just hates trailer parks.
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