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Old 06-18-2008, 12:13 AM   #76
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The Ark of the Covenant is Chuck's microwave.
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Old 07-22-2008, 10:28 AM   #77
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I used to like chucky back then. Now he is a has been.
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Old 07-22-2008, 06:17 PM   #78
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Ahhhh, the Chuck thread lives on....


The "Holy Grail" is Chuck's coffee mug; it was a suvanier from the Crusade...
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Old 07-22-2008, 06:40 PM   #79
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Chuck Norris has stones. He lent one out to play the boulder in Raiders.
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Old 07-22-2008, 10:05 PM   #80
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Chuck Norris has stones. He lent one out to play the boulder in Raiders.

Yeah, Chuck has big, dangerous balls.
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Old 07-28-2008, 02:23 PM   #81
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Do you realize that the Ark is...
...it's a transmitter. A radio for talking to Chuck Norris.
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Old 07-28-2008, 11:37 PM   #82
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Chuck Norris doesn't sleep, he waits.
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Old 09-15-2008, 11:53 AM   #83
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Some jokes I found...

There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.

Remember the Soviet Union? They decided to quit after watching a DeltaForce marathon on Satellite TV.

Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.

Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.

When you say "no one's perfect", Chuck Norris takes this as a personal insult.

Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun.

Godzilla is a Japanese rendition of Chuck Norris' first visit to Tokyo.

The 11th commandment is “Thou shalt not piss off Chuck Norris” This commandment is rarely enforced, as it is impossible to accomplish.

There are no such things as tornadoes. Chuck Norris just hates trailer parks.

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Old 09-15-2008, 10:21 PM   #84
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The true downfall of the Lehman Brothers? Yup, you guessed it, Chuck Norris.
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