I'm gonna try and type this as calmly as I can:
I understand the haters' fury. I can sympathize with the crushing disappointment, the unfathomable bitterness, the soul-smashing depression. I fully admit that KOTCS is, after many viewings, a film with some truly silly bits that can easily make one yell, "Oh, come on!" There are also pacing problems, dialogue issues, and some wasted talent. The cinematography rarely evokes good ol' Dougie, and the CGI is, admittedly, quite crappy.
It took me a long time to develop this philosophy, but I've come to accept the fact that people have a right to be angry at things that waste their time. Probably because I've recently experienced some of the aforementioned 'crushing disappointment' with Pirates 4 and Green Lantern, which I both had been eagerly awaiting... But I have seen people on the Internet that have genuinely enjoyed both films, and this is what I'm getting at:
I don't condemn them for their enjoyment. I've read countless Anti-KOTCSers's posts on such sites like AICN, claiming basically that anyone who dared to even
sorta like Crystal Skull can kiss theirs. Such comments infuriate me, not, believe it or not, because they are obviously bashing something I love, but because they are being so selfish and egotistical as to think that people who like the stuff they despise are stupid. Good example: Transformers 2. There are plenty of folks who thought TF2 was fun, and you know what I do when I hear this?
I look them in the eye, and say, "I'm glad you liked it. I wish I could say the same. No hard feelings, buddy."
Look, I don't have delusions that I am somehow superior to all the haters because I like something different. People have different tastes, it's unavoidable. But what I don't put up with or accept is when haters refuse to show my opinion the same respect that I'm trying to give theirs, by looking down on people like me, who thought that KOTCS was wonderful fun warts and all. And I don't think that this post is going to convince anybody, either. I'm just trying to articulate what I wish the Internet was like: a respectable, honorable web where people can have reasonable, unbiased chats.
And yet, I am guilty of doing the very same things I hate! So I admit, I can cross the line too. I just have this single, polite request to all the super-hateful haters of KOTCS out there: please, cut us lovers some slack. Nobody likes to feel guilty about liking something that is popularly hated, and trust me, I know how that feels. So don't treat us like we are somehow 'less' than you guys. Thanks a lot. Have a wonderful day.