Mad Libs

Junior Jones

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My kids gave me a book of Indiana Jones "Mad Libs" for my birthday last month. (If you don't know what Mad Libs are, just keep watching and you'll get the idea.) Anyway, they're not much fun to do alone, so I thought I'd share. Here's a list of the words I need for the first one:

Noun:
Verb:
Noun:
Part of the body:
Noun:
Noun:
Plural noun:
Verb ending in "ing":
Plural noun:
Plural noun:
Plural noun:

I'm thinking you should each submit one or two words at time so everyone who wants to can participate. Also, please keep it clean; my kids are interested to see how this turns out. Once all the blanks have been filled I'll post the results. Have fun!
 

Dr. Gonzo

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Noun: penny
Verb: touch
Noun: whiskey
Part of the body: ear lobe
Noun: Charles Bukowski
Noun: adventure satchel
Plural noun: Asians
Verb ending in "ing": ducking
Plural noun: sidewalks
Plural noun: horse races
Plural noun: Gilbert Godfrey's kids
 

Dr. Gonzo

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Dr. Gonzo said:
Noun: penny
Verb: touch
Noun: whiskey
Part of the body: ear lobe
Noun: Charles Bukowski
Noun: adventure satchel
Plural noun: Asians
Verb ending in "ing": ducking
Plural noun: sidewalks
Plural noun: horse races
Plural noun: Gilbert Godfrey's kids

I didn't read the bottom of the first post. Take any two of those you like
 

Junior Jones

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OK, here's what we've got so far:

Noun: penny
Verb: touch
Noun: bunny rabbit
Part of the body: toe nail
Noun:
Noun:
Plural noun:
Verb ending in "ing":
Plural noun:
Plural noun:
Plural noun:

Any more takers? Otherwise we can just use the rest of Gonzo's suggestions. (I've seen The Muppet Show and that could be a dangerous thing.)
 

Junior Jones

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Looks like interest has waned (if it ever waxed) so we'll use Dr. Gonzo's answers for what's left. Here goes.

Everything I ever needed to know I learned from Indiana Jones

X never marks the penny (except when it does).
Never trust anyone who likes to touch in his or her sleep.
You can lose your bunny rabbit, but always keep your hat on your toenail.
The pen is mightier than the aglet.
Always help out a Pez dispenser in need.
Archaeology is the search for fact, not Asians.
Always learn the language of the country you're ducking in.
When someone offers you a plate of sidewalks, always eat it.
No matter what, always keep your horse races close and Gilbert Godfrey's kids closer.
 
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