Indiana Jones and the Attempt to Tell Temple of Doom from Memory Thread

The Drifter

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No Ticket said:
*Indy calls a waiter over who brings the urn... waiter reveals a gun under the tray*

Indiana: "Good service they've got here."

Willie: "Hey, that's not a waiter!"

Indiana: "Wu Han's an old friend, we go way back."

*Indy spins the little thing around with Nurhachi with that awesome John Williams music*

Lao Che: "Nurhachi, first emperor of Monchew dynasty" (or something like that)

*Dr. Jones raises his glass*

Indiana: "Welcome home old boy."

*Indy drinks*

Lao Che: "Hahahahahhaaha. And now, you give me the diamond Dr. Jones."

Indiana: "Hahaha. Why would I wanna go and do something like that."

Lao Che: "You give me the diamond and I'll give you.. antidote."

Indiana: "To WHAT?"

Lao Che: "Hahaha. The poison, you just drank Dr. Jones!! hahahaha"

*Indy swirls his finger in the glass*

Lao Che: "Better hurry, the poison works fast Dr. Jones!!"

*Indy gives Lao back the diamond*

Indy: "Now... the antidote."

Lao Che: [????]

*Indy grabs Willie*

Indy & Willie: "LAO!"

Lao Che: "Hahahaha... you keep the girl! I find another!"

*bottle corks pop and a gun shot goes off Wu-Han is revealed to be hit*


And where the heck is my credit in the first post! You know, "Thanks to No Ticket for this awesome idea since he totally started the Raiders thread!!" :p

Wu-Han falls. Plates crash to the floor.

Wu-Han: Indy!. . .I followed you on many adventures. But, to the unknown; I go first, Indy!"
 

The_Raiders

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Yeah and when Wu Han falls and Indy grabs he says

Wu Han: "Indy?!"

Indy: "Don't worry Wu Han I'll get you outa here."

Wu Han: "Not this time Indy, I followed you on many adventure, but into the great unkown mystery, I go first Indy." and then :dead:
 

Dr Jones

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Indy gently lays Wu Han down dead on the table

Lao Che: "Don't be sad Dr Jones. You will soon be joining him."

The trio build up laughter as Indy controls his anger and stands up, dazed and staggering
 

The_Raiders

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I'm not sure what Lao's son says "You need a drink, Dr.Jones?! Hahaha!"

Indy grabs a kabob and thrusts it into Lao's other sons chest.
 

Dr Jones

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(I think, possibly, it's "Too much to drink, Dr Jones?!")


All hell breaks loose in the Club, people scream, punches and throws are soon being handed out by Indy and Lao's goons. Indy and Lao lock heads over the antidote on the table.

Indy: Cha Toe! (Cantonese)
 

The_Raiders

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I'm not sure what Lao says, (and I like the way you describe the scenes Dr.Jones) Soon the antidote gets knocked off the table and Laos goons are all headed after Indy.
 

bonoferox

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Other crazy crap happens as Willie and Indy are searching for what they want.

"Antidote!"

"Where's the diamond?!?"

"Ugh."

Indy dodges throwing knives and thros a cymbal into a thug's face. A bowl of ice empties out in fron to Willie, concealing the diamond.

"Oh....NOOOO!"

She finds the antidote.

Indy: "Stay there!"
 

No Ticket

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*Some crazy man with a tommy gun runs down the stairs and starts shooting at Indy who finds cover behind a gong. He knocks down the huge gong and runs towards the window grabbing Willie on the way and they both jump out the window falling into a car below*

Short Round: "Holy smokes! Crash landing!"

Indy: "Short Round! Get us outta here!"

Short Round: "Okey dokey Dr. Jones! Hold onto your potatoes!"

Willie: "There's a KID driving the car!!"

*Short Round takes off down the street... Indy reaches into Willie's dress to grab the antidote*

Willie: "Ohhhh I'm not that kinda girl!"

Short Round: "No time for love Dr. Jones!"

*Lao Che and his thugs chase down Indy with gun fire... Indy drinks the antidote*

Willie: "OH I hope you CHOKE!"

*Indy begins to fire off some shots at the bad guys!*

:gun:
 

No Ticket

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No Ticket said:
And where the heck is my credit in the first post! You know, "Thanks to No Ticket for this awesome idea since he totally started the Raiders thread!!" :p


Haha... was that stuff about me in there to begin with?? I was kinda half asleep when I posted in here, see post time is 2:47 AM. I guess I overlooked it! HA!! My bad!! :hat:
 

WillKill4Food

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No Ticket said:
Haha... was that stuff about me in there to begin with?? I was kinda half asleep when I posted in here, see post time is 2:47 AM. I guess I overlooked it! HA!! My bad!! :hat:
Yeah. It said:
The sequel to No Ticket's thread, the retelling of Raiders' prequel. Not Ticket was bored and had often said that he'd seen the films so many times that he could just recite them from memory.
Sorry about the extra t, No Ticket.:eek:

Anyway, back to the thread...
Isn't this where Art Weber is introduced?
"Hello, Dr. Jones. I'm Art Weber. I spoke with your assistant. We've managed to secure three seats, but there might be a slight inconvenience as you'll be riding on a cargo plane full of live poultry."
 

Dust McAlan

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Weber: I'm terribly sorry, it's the best I could do on such short notice. I say, aren't you Willie Scott, the famous nightclub singer?
 

Sam Falco

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Lao arrives and looks at the escaping trio very sinisterly.

Indy: (shakes Art's hand) "Owe ya a gin!" (looks at Lao) Hahahahaha, Nice try Lao Che!

(slams the door, revealing "Lao Che" written on it)
 

The Drifter

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We see the trio in a plane after the Indy theme and the map.
Indy comes out in his adventuring gear.

Willie: "What are you supposed to be? A lion-tamer?"
 

Dust McAlan

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Indiana: "Oh yeah?"

Indy tilts his hat forward so that it covers his eyes, and then he leans back to go to sleep.

Crossfade: the biplane carrying Indy, Short Round and Willie, superimposed over a map of eastern Europse, passing over China, and eventually over the Nepalese mountains.
 

Dr Jones

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All is quiet excpt for the wind and plane engines. Lao Che's pilots peer out at the sleeping trio and make their way silently out of the cockpit.

Pilot: Ai. Ga wai yan. (Cantonese)
 

bonoferox

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Willie wakes up first among floating feathers and goes to the cockpit to find it empty.

"Oh no....Oh no. Oh my God. Mister. Oh mister wake up, please."


"You call him Dr. Jones, doll."

"Okay. Dr. Jones, Dr. Jones. Wake up."

Indy wakes up.
 
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