When Someone You Love Leaves...

Gear

Gear

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A friend of mine accidentally threw a dart into his girlfriend's head.

I was there. I knew something bad was gonna happen. It was in the atmosphere.

It later came out that she'd been cheating on him. Gave him a case of the nasties, too. They broke up.

I think the dart incident was preemptive karma.



I'm not sure which one hurt more, Man, yours or theirs. But I know which one's funnier.
 
The Man

The Man

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Gear said:
I'm not sure which one hurt more, Man, yours or theirs. But I know which one's funnier.
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Bullseye! You just struck the funny bone with that one, G. (y)

Perhaps I have been cheated on in the past. Hmmmm. Time to track down my exes and offer them a good ol' game of truth or dart...;)
 
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Indy's brother

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Violet said:
There are things to enjoy about being single too. A little while from now, this may be seen as a good thing.
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Very true! Also it's worth saying that love is something that is shared, that's why it's called being in love with someone. Not to poo-poo on your feelings, but since wasn't completely reciprocal then it wasn't the real thing anyway. The real deal is out there, and now you're just that much closer to finding that person.
 
The Man

The Man

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Both salient points, Violet and Bro, yet the outsider's perspective is that bit more rational...and right, of course. Reminds of when a friend of mine and myself were in two similar, dysfunctional relationships. We gave each other the exact same advice, yet we never heeded it ourselves.
 
Nurhachi1991

Nurhachi1991

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Pale Horse said:
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Watch it, Live it, Love it.
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I looked this up on netflix as soon as I saw this post and waited 2 days to text a girl who gave me her number.... Now that's money baby (y)
 
Pale Horse

Pale Horse

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Nurhachi1991 said:
I looked this up on netflix as soon as I saw this post and waited 2 days to text a girl who gave me her number.... Now that's money baby (y)
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6 days is so Hollywood. Pale Horse waited 9 days to call his chick back. Wound up marrying her. Sired a stud, too.
 
Stoo

Stoo

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The Man said:
Surely every Ravener has had a similar experience? It's a pretty universal malady, guys and gals...
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No, not really (when love was involved). Anyway, don't fret, Man. Like the old saying goes, there are a MILLION fish in the sea!
Montana Smith said:
"The Man, meet Indy_Chic. Indy_Chic, meet The Man. Okay, I'll leave you two to get to know each other better."

There, who said this matchmaking lark was difficult?:p
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From "Fiddler on the Roof":

Matchmaker, Matchmaker,
Make me a match
Find me a find
Catch me a catch
Matchmaker, Matchmaker,
Look through your book
And make me a perfect match!

The Man and TheMutt92 should get together...a match made in heaven!:p
Gear said:
A friend of mine accidentally threw a dart into his girlfriend's head.

I was there. I knew something bad was gonna happen. It was in the atmosphere.
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A long time ago, a friend of mine puked on his girlfriend. Like you, I was there when it happened and it wasn't pretty. Game over!:eek:

P.S. Sharkey's pet died recently. So say a prayer for him, too.
 
Nurhachi1991

Nurhachi1991

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Pale Horse said:
6 days is so Hollywood. Pale Horse waited 9 days to call his chick back. Wound up marrying her. Sired a stud, too.
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haha I took her out to lunch today than diddnt text her all night man being money is awesome! (y)
 
Indy_Chic

Indy_Chic

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Montana Smith said:
"The Man, meet Indy_Chic. Indy_Chic, meet The Man. Okay, I'll leave you two to get to know each other better."

There, who said this matchmaking lark was difficult? :p
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Montana Smith, starting a Raven Match-up/Advice thread are we? :p
 
Nurhachi1991

Nurhachi1991

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Montana Smith said:
When you type it in that order, I can understand your misanthropy.
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Thats our Montana Smith!

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Violet

Violet

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Indy_Chic said:
Montana Smith, starting a Raven Match-up/Advice thread are we? :p
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Isn't matchmaking more of a girl's thing, Monty? Not that I'm implying anything...

In any case, such a thread may not be a bad idea, Chicky- these kind of threads do pop up once in a while here and I've even had fellow Raveners ask for my advice in the past. And yet, this place is dude central....:rolleyes:
 
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Montana Smith

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Violet said:
Isn't matchmaking more of a girl's thing, Monty? Not that I'm implying anything...
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When it's as simple as I make it, even a yellow-bellied marmot could do it!

First he was bored and lonely,

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Then his mate pointed her out to him,

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They hit it off,

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And now they have kids,

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Finn

Finn

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Staff member
It's not gay if you keep your pants on.










<small>And even if you don't, it's just one-time thing.</small>
 
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Montana Smith

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Finn said:
It's not gay if you keep your pants on.










<small>And even if you don't, it's just one-time thing.</small>
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So sayeth the voice of experience from the land of the sauna...


Is there a protocol for beating each other with foliage?
 
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