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Old 05-21-2008, 02:11 AM   #76
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Cut to: Indy sitting on a hillside under the starts, Short Round climbs up quickly, gasping for breath as he reaches the top.

Shorty: Little boy escape from the... Evil... palace.... many other children... still there. What we do Docta Jones?
(Indy stands up and looks out at the distance)
What you think?

Indy: I think that someone believes this village's good luck rock is one of the lost Sankara stones...

Shorty: What is Sankara?

Indy: Fortune and glory, kid... Fortune and glory.
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Old 05-21-2008, 02:18 AM   #77
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Trek music starts up.

Indy and Shorty appear on elephants.

Willie tries unsuccessfully to get on top of hers.

Cut to villagers faces.
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Old 05-21-2008, 03:57 AM   #78
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Willie: Hey! I can't ride like this to Dehli!

Indiana: We're not going to Dehli, princess! We're going to Pankot Palace!

Willie: Pankot?! I can't go to Pankot Palace! Oh---*muddled complaining*
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Old 05-21-2008, 07:15 AM   #79
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The Shaman prays or says something as they ride away.


Shorty (to the elephant): "You come to America with me. You like that? You're my best friend."
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Old 05-21-2008, 01:02 PM   #80
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Willie begins sniffing her elephant, recoiling in disgust and pouring perfume on its head, it groans in protest.

Willie: Oh quiet, this is expensive stuff.

She continues to pour it on the elephant, who is not happy about it.

Willie: Pipe down ya big baboon, this doesnt hurt. Ya know what you really need? You really need a bath-

The elephant sprays Willie with water, knocking her off its back and face-first into a pond next to the road.
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Old 05-21-2008, 01:04 PM   #81
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Short Round: Haa Haa! That is funny, that vewy funny!
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Old 05-21-2008, 01:37 PM   #82
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"I was happy in Shanghai. In the lounge. We would go to parties all the time in limousines. I hate being out here!. I'm a singer. I could lose my voice! *cough*"
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Old 05-21-2008, 01:54 PM   #83
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Indy looks around at the group in frustration.

Indiana: I think we'll camp here for the night.
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Old 05-21-2008, 02:03 PM   #84
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Cut's to Willie drying off her clothes and the elephant bugging her

Willie: "cut it out."

Indy and Shorty are there playing poker

Shorty: "Whachya got?"

Indy: "Two sixes."

Shorty: "Haha three aces, I win! I have all your money! Hahaha hahahaha!!!"

Indy: "It's poker shorty anything can happen."
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Old 05-21-2008, 02:23 PM   #85
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"So where'd you find your uh...little bodyguard?"
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Old 05-21-2008, 02:35 PM   #86
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Indy: "I didn't find him, I caught'em."

Willie: "What?"

Indy: "Shorty's family was killed when the Japanese bombed Shanghei, he's been living on the streets since he was four, I caught him trying to pick my pocket, didn't I Short Stuff?"
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Old 05-21-2008, 02:46 PM   #87
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Willie holds a bat. Screams.


"The only trouble with her is the noise."
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Old 05-21-2008, 03:39 PM   #88
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Willie runs around, discovering various nightlife, screaming all the while.

Indy picks up his cards, looks at them. Short Round watches intently.

Short Round: Yoo cheet! I sah yoo pick up foh cahds, yoo cheet!

Indiana: What? Well, it was an accident, I mean---

Short Round: I am vewy little, yoo cheet vewy big!
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Old 05-21-2008, 03:43 PM   #89
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"You owe me money! You owe me ten cents!"

Indy looks in Shorty's sleeve. Pulls out a stashed Ace.

"What's this? Look at this! You accuse me of cheating?"

*they argue something in another language.

"You make me poor. No fun. Play with you no fun!."

"Alright, I quit."
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Old 05-21-2008, 03:45 PM   #90
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Willie comes to a stop, backing away from the foliage nervously.

Willie: This place is crawling with things! We're completely surrounded!

Indiana: That's why they call it the jungle, princess.
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Old 05-21-2008, 03:48 PM   #91
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She hears a noise


"What was that?!?"

"Willie, Willie..."


"Willie, Willie.....what is that? Short for something?"
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Old 05-21-2008, 03:48 PM   #92
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"Willie is my professional name...INDIANA."
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Old 05-21-2008, 03:54 PM   #93
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"Hey, lady. You clal him Dr. Jones!"
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Old 05-21-2008, 03:57 PM   #94
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"MY professional name"
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Old 05-21-2008, 04:53 PM   #95
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"Why are you doing this? Fortune and glory?"
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"Fortune and glory."
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Old 05-21-2008, 05:16 PM   #97
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Indy tries to evade the fortune and glory remark.

Indy: "Well, this is a peice af an ancient manuscript, this pictograph represents Sankara."
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Old 05-21-2008, 05:42 PM   #98
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"Is this some kind of writing?"
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Old 05-21-2008, 08:16 PM   #99
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Indiana: It's a depiction of the god Shiva, giving Buhdda the Sankara stones. It's enlightenment. Shiva instructed Buhdda not to betray the god's trust and to use the stones for good.

(I have no idea accurate that was)
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Old 05-21-2008, 09:10 PM   #100
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"Magic rocks? My grandfather wa a magician. He spent his entire life with a rabbit in his pocket and pigeons up his sleeve. He made a lot of children happy and died a very poor man. Magic rocks. Fortune and glory. Sweet dreams, Dr. Jones."
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