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Old 04-10-2010, 06:52 PM   #26
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Came across this one from Rocket today which caused a laughing fit that ended in a violent coughing/hacking spree that about choked me to death.
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Hey now, everybody knows that Short Round was the gay sidekick.

He hated Willie

Told Indy he loved him, while flaming him.

Gave the Maharaja THAT smile

and had the elephant hose Willie and Indy down so he wouldn't haveto see his man crush kissing a girl!

At least Mutt Checked out the girl in the Library...
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Old 05-16-2010, 11:35 PM   #27
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Here's another classic from Doc Whiskey:
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Young Indy uses the whip, gets his scar, gets his fear of snakes, and his fedora all in one afternoon. If he was sick that day, Indy wouldn't have grown up to be Indy at all.
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Old 05-17-2010, 10:32 AM   #28
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This is an old one
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I thought that was only Renderking!
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Old 05-18-2010, 04:26 PM   #29
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Here's a scary one from: General Indy 5 Thread - rumors and possibilities

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One reason my faith in God is so solid is because of the supernatural things I've experienced in my life. In the latter part of last month I nealy killed myself, actually I should have died as I hit my head the way Billey Mays did, however, I kept praying to to God to let me live and about the third and into the fourth day the awful pain in my head left and my vision became clear again. In fact I should have died many times over in my life but thank God I'm still here.

One other thing that keeps my faith alive in the supernatural is the fact that I have seen strange creatures at night, VARY strange beings and yet my family and some of my friends cannot see them. A few of my friends can see these creatures but not all of them and then there are some of which they can see but I can't. The latter puzzles me the most. How is they can see and I cannot?
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Old 05-18-2010, 05:19 PM   #30
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Might as well throw in a more accepted one

...since Finn rejected my first.


Controversial Threads are always fodder for priceless quotes:

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Actually, Mod is above God.


At least on this forum, that is.
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Old 05-18-2010, 05:32 PM   #31
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"It shall clasp a sainted maiden whom the angels name Lenore, clasp a rare......................." Ohhhh when you said The Raven, you were talking about the.......... and not the.................

Just forget I was ever here.
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Old 05-18-2010, 06:17 PM   #32
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Next one to post in this thread gets a 7 day vacation

HA HA HA!!!
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Old 08-29-2010, 10:12 AM   #33
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It took all I could muster to keep the devil at bay...

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Thriller how could you not love that? =D wow your cat looks pretty delicious.

Wow.
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Old 08-29-2010, 11:16 AM   #34
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Here's a scary one from: General Indy 5 Thread - rumors and possibilities

Originally Posted by RedeemedChild

One reason my faith in God is so solid is because of the supernatural things I've experienced in my life. In the latter part of last month I nealy killed myself, actually I should have died as I hit my head the way Billey Mays did, however, I kept praying to to God to let me live and about the third and into the fourth day the awful pain in my head left and my vision became clear again. In fact I should have died many times over in my life but thank God I'm still here.

One other thing that keeps my faith alive in the supernatural is the fact that I have seen strange creatures at night, VARY strange beings and yet my family and some of my friends cannot see them. A few of my friends can see these creatures but not all of them and then there are some of which they can see but I can't. The latter puzzles me the most. How is they can see and I cannot?
Jesus.
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Old 11-17-2010, 04:58 PM   #35
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Originally Posted by Matt deMille
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Old 11-27-2010, 02:26 PM   #36
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Instant classic:

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Oh yes, Internet toughness is so often directly relative to holding your own in real life...

While the rawhide bullwhip might be the weapon of choice for many in here, get them off their monitors and they turn out to be about as dangerous as a guy armed with an overcooked noodle
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Old 12-02-2010, 10:11 PM   #37
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Haha Im waiting for someone to put:
"DiscoLad's *Cough*s"
Haha.
...
Looks like I'll be waiting...
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Old 12-19-2010, 12:30 AM   #38
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Haha Im waiting for someone to put:
"DiscoLad's *Cough*s"
Haha.
...
Looks like I'll be waiting...
Looks like you already did...

Even though:
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The layout of the game is pretty simple. ...

you see a post that contains something in it that should be immortalized, you quote it and post it in this thread.

What exactly then?

Something you see worth some extra visibility, as long as it's been posted on the boards and not by you...
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Old 01-10-2011, 04:22 PM   #39
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From the thread: The TOD Skull/Blood Cup re: Club Obi-Wan/IndyGear.com - The Indiana Jones Equipment Resource
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I don't like how many members belittle those who don't have 100% screen accurate gear. And the ones belittling them are usually the size of John Goodman, so I wouldn't talk. Sure, this kid's fedora's may not have the correct brim measurements, but last time I checked Indy wasn't 345 lbs.
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Old 02-23-2011, 02:28 PM   #40
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From August 2009, Re: My complaints about the Indy Continuity Database ("Indycron") being part of a "Star Wars" website.
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...your complaints about a franchise that doesn't generate the money it's older and more popular sibling does, (that's why you have to poke around a SW site!) really make you sound like Jan Brady!

Marsha Marsha Marsha!
Classic.
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Old 02-23-2011, 02:36 PM   #41
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Ouch, Rocket. After being in SW's shadow for so long, that comment made me just think that my dream of an Indy 5 could be called "Indy's Brother and The Quest for John Glass".
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Old 02-23-2011, 05:21 PM   #42
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My posts are like Queen Narissa. Spiteful, vindictive, very large but never crazy!

Five bucks to whoever knows what I was referencing there. No, really.
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Old 02-23-2011, 06:32 PM   #43
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Looks like you already did...

Even though:

I didn't count is as my posting, I was saying it would entertain me if someone did.
Rollin those eyes at me... They're gonna get stuck like that!
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Old 02-23-2011, 07:08 PM   #44
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Ouch, Rocket. After being in SW's shadow for so long, that comment made me just think that my dream of an Indy 5 could be called "Indy's Brother and The Quest for John Glass".

I think you mean George...which is possibly even more appropriate.
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Old 02-23-2011, 07:24 PM   #45
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I think you mean George...which is possibly even more appropriate.

Mental block because of fan-neglect that could be considered emotional abuse, maybe? Being the megalomaniac that I am, I don't normally like being corrected. That was perfect, though.
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Old 02-24-2011, 10:54 AM   #46
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My posts are like Queen Narissa. Spiteful, vindictive, very large but never crazy!

Five bucks to whoever knows what I was referencing there. No, really.

You're referencing Enchanted.
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Old 02-24-2011, 11:48 PM   #47
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I didn't count is as my posting, I was saying it would entertain me if someone did.
Oh! You werre saying it WOULD entertain you if someone did. Silly me, I thought you were just typing in some more useless fluff that meant nothing!

It really came of like you were begging, or posting more crapola about yourself instead of letting someone else find your stuff worth repeating. Good job clearing that up.
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Old 02-24-2011, 11:52 PM   #48
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Good job clearing that up.

No problem man. Just trying to help you understand.

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Old 02-25-2011, 11:32 AM   #49
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You're referencing Enchanted.

Damn, I thought that was harder!

If you don't get that reference, I will facepalm so hard that my hand will break my skull!
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Old 06-30-2011, 01:49 PM   #50
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Smiffy's wit & wisdom always shine but one of his best jokes is from the thread: Anticipating Skyward Sword?
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Q: Why is that character in the picture bending over and looking at me like that?

A: Anticipating Skyward Sword?
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