#26
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Quote:
Originally Posted by indythecat
Not my best but here goes anyway...
Lol, good one!
here I go again...
Yo momma so Fat AND Stupid, Indy caught her trying to eat his whip cause she thought it was licorice...
(Sorry...)
#27
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Yo' momma thinks Herman's parents are starving him.
#28
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OK here comes the gross one! My apologies!
#29
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Yo' momma's so fat it took the three waterfalls to wash her.
#30
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Yo mamma's so old, the grail knight said "sorry I don't do grandmas"
#31
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Quote:
Originally Posted by The Man
Yo' momma found Indy in the fridge. Yo' momma ate him.
^Hilarious
A lot of characters in Indiana Jones are named after
dogs . Indy 5 will have a character named "Your Momma".
#32
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Quote:
Originally Posted by indythecat
^Hilarious
A lot of characters in Indiana Jones are named after
dogs . Indy 5 will have a character named "Your Momma".
OOOHHHHH!!!!WHAT!!!!!! nice...
#33
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Mola Ram sent your momma down to the village to steal the stone, but - damn it - eating the crops, the livestock and several children was not part of the plan!
#34
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Quote:
Originally Posted by The Man
Mola Ram sent your momma down to the village to steal the stone, but - damn it - eating the crops, the livestock and several children was not part of the plan!
HAhaha
Check it out...
Yo Momma so Dumb, When Indy fell into the snake pit, He saw you Momma tryin' ta eat the snakes yellin',"My Twislers!"
#35
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The following were recovered from Henry Sr.'s grail diary:-Only the penitent man can pass the Breath of God. Only the noseless man can pass the Breath of Yo Momma.
#36
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Yo Momma so fat, the Area 51 warehouse is a storage facility for all the fat sucked outta her during liposuction
#37
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Yo mamma's so stupid she got lost twice in her own museum.
#38
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You Momma so and Fat that the QuickSand that Indy fell in turned out to be yo momma's belly button...
#39
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Yo momma so fat, mola ram used her, to crush rocks, um at the end of a conveyor belt, uh...
You momma so fat her red belt looks like Indy's flight path
Yo momma so fat she thought forrestal was good pickins
Yo momma so fat and stupid she got stuck in the fireplace, and stayed there cause she could smell gravy boilin
Yo momma so ugly she changed the expression on the golden idol
Yo momma so fat and loose she slept with two ships that pass in the night
Yo momma so stupid fat and rank she ate the bomb cause she thought it was the biggest mike and IKE ever and leveled doom town when she ripped one
#40
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Yo momma so ugly, she tried using the fertility idol. It just looked at her and said: "Lady, get real!"her ."Get a facelift, love Hitler."
#41
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Yo momma so scary Forrestal came back from the dead, pulled himself off the spikes and jumped down the pit.
#42
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Yo' momma's so fat she crossed the seal while standing still.
#43
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Yo' momma saw the Hovitos Warriors approach, arrows at the ready. She thought, "Ooh, acupuncture!"
#44
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You momma is so fat when Indy says you eat em! she woke up.
Yo momma so fat when her belly started rumbling the bolder said shut up beyach, this is my movie.
You momma so fat she named her food closet Hangar 51
Yo momma so fat she thought the temple of doom was a panini press
Yo momma so fat and stupid she thought it was the search for the grill.
Last edited by Rocket Surgeon : 02-25-2009 at 11:48 AM .
#45
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Your Momma's so fat...your dad got thrown off her for having no ticket .
#46
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Yo momma is so fat stupid and rank I asked her what she knew about The Raven and she said...tastes like chicken
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KFC express
Yo momma is soooooooo fat that she had to fly in the luggage hold and ate it's contents. -it was the best the we could do at such short notice.
#48
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If nasty has a name, it must be Yo Momma!
#49
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Yo Momma is so ugly, Monkey Man poked out his good eye.
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Yo Momma is so fat, she ate the dates and the dead monkey.
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