Viper said:
Geez, I never thought it was possible to get that off-topic.
Nahvaxer said:Someone's desperately looking for something to moderate...
Knowing that the tease wouldn't likely lead anywhere I never considered lap dances worth much.Aaron H said:Just to stir things up a ti...err...bit...yeah. Hehehehehehe
vaxer said:Someone's desperately looking for something to moderate...
Montana Smith said:I was lonelier than Kunta Kinte at a Merle Haggard concert
That night I strolled on into Uncle Limpy's Hump Palace lookin' for love.
It had been a while.
In fact, three hundred and sixty-five had come and went
since that midnight run haulin' hog to Shakey Town on I-10.
I had picked up this hitchhiker that was sweatin' gallons
through a pair of Daisy Duke cut-offs and one of those Fruit Of The Loom tank-tops.
Well, that night I lost myself to ruby red lips,
milky white skin and baby blue eyes.
Name was Russell.
Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'
Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'
Well I find it's quite a thrill
When she grinds me against her will
Yes a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'
...
Ah, hooray for boobies!
http://www.azlyrics.com/lyrics/bloodhoundgang/alapdanceissomuchbetterwhenthestripperiscrying.html
Ska said:lol
Such a fun album. Haven't given it a spin in a while...