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Melesse

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A: he knew that he would get to sleep with Elsa, and he didnt want to cheat on Marion.

Q: Why cant women be all over jones?
 

Sharlow

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Coz only he can get so dirty and bloody and beaten and battered and still have women throwing themselves at him:cool:

Why does Indy never get to keep any of the artifacts he finds
 

ValenciaGrail

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Sharlow said:
Coz only he can get so dirty and bloody and beaten and battered and still have women throwing themselves at him:cool:

Why does Indy never get to keep any of the artifacts he finds

A: Because they belong in a museum

Q: Why didn't Spalko's men have a compass?
 

DrHapgood

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ValenciaGrail said:
A: Because they belong in a museum

Q: Why didn't Spalko's men have a compass?

A: Because inside Spalko's pants lies the greatest magnetic force on Earth.

Q: What mystical properties does the Pipe from the 'Mystery of the Blues' Young Indy bookends possess?
 

The Drifter

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A- You can smoke fun plants in it

Q- Did Henry Jones Sr. get in trouble with PETA for murdering all those seagulls?
 

Flannery10

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thelaw said:
Q. Why does Marcus think he knows the way?

A: He only pretends to know the way, cause he got tired of only getting lost in his museum.

Q: I didn't trust her, why did you?
 

ValenciaGrail

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Flannery10 said:
A: He only pretends to know the way, cause he got tired of only getting lost in his museum.

Q: I didn't trust her, why did you?

A: I'm just as human as the next guy.

Q: Why did Belloq buy such a cheap watch?
 

nezobiwan

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ValenciaGrail said:
Q: Why did Belloq buy such a cheap watch?
A: He's actually looking for the Grail, not the Ark, and he thinks he'll live 1000 years for the watch to be valuable...

Q: Why did Indy want whiskey at Marion's bar?
 

ValenciaGrail

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nezobiwan said:
A: He's actually looking for the Grail, not the Ark, and he thinks he'll live 1000 years for the watch to be valuable...

Q: Why did Indy want whiskey at Marion's bar?

A: The beer and wine bottle props were only made of breakaway glass

Q: Are all of Coronado's great, great, great, great grandchildren dead?
 
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