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Rocket Surgeon

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With a Presidential Election less than a year away...

Candidate Turns To Focus Group For Position On Rape

RICHMOND, VA? Wanting to "feel out the popular attitude before committing to a position," Virginia House of Delegates candidate Mark Earley turned to focus-group analysis Monday to determine Virginians' stance on the hot-button issue of rape. "So far, results indicate that the state's residents skew heavily toward anti-rape," Earley said. "A good 99.9 percent of Virginians say they feel strongly that the state would be a better place if rape were reduced." Earley has not yet declared whether he will adopt a hardline anti-rape stance or take a more moderate position to avoid alienating the state's estimated 35 pro-rape voters.
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Finn said:
In Finnish, you mean? "Ricecows".
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REALLY?
 
Finn

Finn

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A Welshman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar.

The bartender looks up and quips: "What is this? Some kind of bloody joke?"
 
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Mickiana

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A fella goes back to his doctor to get some test results and the doctor says says, "I've got bad news and worse news. The bad news is you've got 24 hours to live."

"What could be worse than that?" sputters the patient.

"I've been trying to call you since yesterday."
 
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Montana Smith

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Montana Smith said:
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Last edited by Finn : Today at 05:27 AM. Reason: not for nudity, but for blood relation between the characters - implications unpleasant
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Indeed they were! Wonder if Lucas wanted to laugh this off as a bad joke?

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