Reposting these here, in the right thread where they're likely to get more attention (please delete the others in the diorama thread, mods, if you like).
Just more silliness from me:
The never-before-seen alternate ending to
Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull...where there's only one skeleton 'cause, uh, they ran out of money at first (okay actually because I only had one skeleton out at the time).
"
We finally found it! The Lost Skeleton of Cadavra!" cried Indy.
To the group's horror the skeleton arose!
"
Who wakes the Lost Skeleton of Cadavra?!" it demanded to know. "
Oh, it's you, the stupid one!"
ZAP!!!
Spalko goes flying back and hits the floor, stone dead as the others stare in shock.
"
I always hated you!"
"
I sleep now. Zzzzzz...."
"
Wow," said Indy, "
and people thought the final ending sucked..."
"
So, uh, now what?" asked a random Soviet soldier.
"
I dunno. Go get some bagels?"
"
Sure! But Mutt is buying!"
"
Aw, man!" Mutt grumbled.
One of the soldiers pokes Spalko just to see if she's really dead.