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Old 06-24-2018, 06:51 PM   #1
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Post Your TRUE Fortune Cookie sayings here

Okay. Here I'd like you to post those cheesy sayings (that are sometimes meaningful) that you get from your fortune cookies here. The catch is that they must be true, no matter how goofy they are. Ones that are especially welcome are the ones written in Engrish (see this truly amusing site for examples of Engrish in action: http://www.engrish.com/
Fictional Indiana Jones-related fortunes are welcome. I'll get us started.


First, 2 actual fortunes that came-- in one cookie!

* We all have a lot more in common than it seems.

* We cannot direct the wind, but we can adjust the sails.


Finally, an Indy one that I obviously made up. He got it one day in 1936 when he was in South America.


* Beware of large, round rocks today...

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Old 06-24-2018, 06:56 PM   #2
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"Make use of whatever advanced technology is available"

I kept this one in my wallet for a decade at least.
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Old 06-24-2018, 07:01 PM   #3
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"Make use of whatever advanced technology is available"

I kept this one in my wallet for a decade at least.

pbh. Funny!
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Old 06-25-2018, 09:01 AM   #4
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Old 06-26-2018, 12:55 AM   #5
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Old 06-26-2018, 04:21 PM   #6
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In the 1970's there was a brand of fortune cookies called "Fat Fong says" which had risque sayings.

I can't show them here.

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Old 06-27-2018, 03:12 PM   #7
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In the 1970's there was a brand of fortune cookies called "Fat Fong says" which had risque sayings.

I can't show them here.


Private message me a few!
"Indy's got a fat fong…" hilarious!
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Old 06-27-2018, 06:57 PM   #8
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The "Fat Fong Says" messages were pretty tame, like stuff gross kids would say.

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