There's a meme invented by somebody named Yakov Smirnoff, who migrated from the USSR to America. Anyway, let's forget this stuff and get to the actual meme.
So what he invented is this thing called " Russian Reversal". What you do is you reverse the subject and object of a sentence and add "In Soviet Russia" to the beginning of it.
For example, if you save the planet, it becomes "In Soviet Russia, Planet Saves You" or something along those lines.
I was guessing we could do some Indy versions of these jokes. To start off, here's mine:
Boulder chases Indy
In Soviet Russia, Indy chases boulder!
So that's more or less how you do it. Let's see what you guys come up with.
And, be sure to check out my introduction post, as nobody has even looked at it.