"I'm like a bad ___"

Indyologist

Well-known member
"I'm like a bad f4r7... I always slip out when I'm not supposed to."

(takes off fedora, waves it in front of him)

"Whew! That's beef jerky for ya."

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Johan

Active member
Calvin: I'm a genius, but I'm a misunderstood genius.
Hobbes: What's misunderstood about you?
Calvin: Nobody thinks I'm a genius.
 
I didn't mind the line "I'm like a bad penny." However, Han Solo said many corny lines in Star Wars. I think Harrison Ford became an expert on saying silly lines convincingly after Star Wars. Ford once mentioned to George Lucas about the script to A New Hope, "You can type this ****, but you can't say it."
 
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Metis

Guest
The penny line is one of my favs! Fo'shizzle! It's a 'lil corny....but hey...... so is corn, and there's nothing wrong with some good bbq-ed corn!
Butter...lil sald..... yummie!
 

Aaron H

Moderator Emeritus
These are terrible...then again they are supposed to be.

I'm like a gallon of bad milk...you always take a bite of cereal before you realize that its bad.

I'm like a bad car, blowing foul things out my tail-pipe.

I'm like an infomercial product, you never need me, but you keep me around just in case.
 

Indyologist

Well-known member
I'm like that Tupperware container that's been in the fridge for a while... do you open me or not?

I'm like Wil E. Cayote... I always fall off a cliff.

I'm like roadkill... I'm on any old highway.
 
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