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Indy Black

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Q: How long is the way to Delhi exactly?[/QUOTE]

A: 2,000 miles thanks to your GPS system

Q: How does Mutt keep his hair looking so perfect?
 

bonoferox

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A: "Moist"

Q: What did the thuggee cult members talk about on their way out of the temple after the ceremonies?
 

nezobiwan

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bonoferox said:
Q: What did the thuggee cult members talk about on their way out of the temple after the ceremonies?
A: Does this turban make me look fat?

Q: What is Indy's "professional" name?
 

Agent Z

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nezobiwan said:
Q: What is Indy's "professional" name?

A. Indy "500 Ways To Play" Jones

Q. How much do boulder smoothers make, and in what form of currency are they paid?
 
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The Drifter

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Agent Z said:
A. Indy "500 Ways To Play" Jones

Q. How much do boulder smoothers make, and in what form of currency are they paid?

A- They are paid with Twinkies and Ding-Dongs.

Q- What did the librarian go home and tell his wife after he found out that he had super-stamping powers?
 

indythecat

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A- He told his wife,"So I was just stamping the books like always, when BAM! I kicked it up a notch! BAM!" The librarian, a Mr. Lagasse, would continue to tell this story so often over the years, that his grandson, Emeril, would one day make his statements a pop cultural catchphrase....and now you know...the rest of the story. Good day! (Huh, an Emeril Lagasse and Paul Harvey joke...might have been funnier 5 years ago.)

Q- Forrestal is good...he's very good; but what were his last words?
 
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